Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, there's a kindly old lady at my gym who always looks over at me while I'm finishing on the elliptical. I thought she was checking me out. Turns out, since I always end my workout with 5 minutes on it, she thought I came to the gym, did 5 minutes on the elliptical, and left. She wasn't flirting. She was judging me. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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blackcats31 0
could you not see anything through the spandex? =|
Shokz992 0
It takes some guts to admit that to the world xD
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Comments (223)
reyemrein 0
I have wasted the first comment. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
1800getalife 0
wow u deserve it for checking out Venus and serinus
Ajjas013 6
#1 is going to hell.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
hahahah i saw the page and the comments section was just Gone i was like WTF!? lol
greeneyedgoalie7 0
hahaha @4 agreed(:
samantha_durano 6
number 4, right on :)
bleedinginside 0
this^
Melly14398 0
wow. really??!!
AngryNinja 1
ydi for trying to creep some chick out, op. maybe you should observe your own rippling muscles with your hand. or maybe tarzan can help you out.
cdogbeastman 0
#86 ur just jealous nobody chechs u out
cdogbeastman 0
*checks* that was a fail i know
MadPercussion 0
^agreed
FatalWedgie 0
I know this is annoying and I apologize, but can someone please tell me how to add a pic to my profile from the iPhone. I would truly appreciate. thanks fellow FMLers.
reyemrein 0
you have to do it on a computer it doesn't work on iPhone/touch
Ajjas013 6
Yeah, you can't do it from the mobile version.
FatalWedgie 0
I had a feeling that was the case. thanks for the clarification.
drewm2010 0
Now would be a good time to come out of the closet.
kellybby8650 4
haha ******
Ajjas013 6
No, I don't own a cross.
lancer126 0
agree with #4
phara_fml 0
Well, you kind of deserve it for being a freaky pervert...
1zinzanzin 0
lol if it's a girl then it's long flowery black hair if it's a guy it would be long thick greasy hair
c0nfuzzled 0
@59 maybe he was Shaun white's brother?
cowgod 0
:) I still have three billion gods cuz I'm Hindu
chloe2114 4
reply to #113. I hav a profile pic on my iPod 4 FML...so PO dude ...PO
Norwegianbolt 0
That sounds like the title for an Amon Amarth song.
millz2995 0
asshole
amazinglyava 0
agree with phara
pipp360 0
that makes you hay
jorgebell17 0
hello :)
MXavierT 0
Atleast you didn't make a move on him.
Zhombie 0
#4 Doesn't realize that there is no hell. Or god, for that matter. =]
KingDingALing 9
this can only mean one thing OP...YOU ARE COMPLETELY GAY!!! xD
isreal 0
u r a gay bastard had do u get a guy mixed up wit a girl
TheBreaKer_fml 0
who the **** is serinus?
shawno001 0
fosho
hershey098 0
#86 stop being a bitch!! go give ur dad a ******** u *****
I_am_that_guy 0
Hershey that was uncalled for but it made me laugh so u are win
AngryNinja 1
185, my dad's dead.. so thanks for that.
DllnBro 0
u know what this means right? this means ur a flaming ****. congratulations... fag!
Shamzzz 0
That guy spends too much time in a woman's hair salon. Probably the spa too.
supastarr 0
congrats you are now gay, you had to come out of tha closet sumtime right?
jsusfreek927 0
you'll see. when Jesus comes to call all God's children home. every follower of Christ shall ascend and the ones that remain will suffer literal hell on earth. I hope you open your mind a little bit and realize how wrong you are.
neonblue120 6
lol there isn't one
nfsrocks 0
first clue that u might be gay lol
turtles1321 0
is it more or are you umm fat? no offense just curious Maby it's way looking
mystic_star 0
how the hell do you mistake a guy for a girl?
randome101 12
You chose your name perfectly.
WordsOfHope 0
fail.
pepper3434 0
That's just disturbing on so many levels...
Horney4her69 0
gay
whitley1031 0
thats an FHL, why does he look like a hot girl?!? u dont deserve anything :P
eaglesfan365 0
hahaha ur gay
aviorhyrax 0
i agree... when i saw that my first reaction was... EW
trini_gal171 0
maybe he isn't straight.
LemonMan 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#1 is god *bows down*
Ajjas013 6
*Kicks balls hard enough to cause a fabric in space* *Stares at black hole where balls used to be*
PurpleSquirrel 0
religious much?
trizzieb 0
Another perdix win! I think this one may be one of his best ever!
Loveya448 0
You're obviously attracted to him. Go bang him. Number 1 wins.
pitbullmom 0
lol maybe you could check him out in the locker room........it's ok to experiment ;)
xx_kaelen_xx 0
bahahahaha I agree with #117.
demon1k 0
MMM look at her fat rippling and those CHEEKS crashing together like a symphony of cymbals... OH WAIT, ITS A GUY ...must kill self.
blackcats31 0
could you not see anything through the spandex? =|
Ajjas013 6
Yeah, didn't you see his candies?
monsterchic72 5
lol
Sun_Kissed18 25
It was through the back, lol, what bulging gender characterists appear on your back?
Ajjas013 6
I think boobies are on the back.
Ajjas013 6
Pendatic, while you were out: Balls rolled down the hill.
truthisRelative 0
maybe his candies were positioned in such a way that he had camel toe.
orangesodaftw 0
haha ydi
Tootsiee 0
I'm guessing you didn't get her number? I mean his* :)
GeekyPenguin 0
"Dude looks liek a lady!"
fisheatsbear 6
YES!!
Ajjas013 6
That's what she said :)
Dont_Explain 3
You ruined it, well done.
deadsrs 0
That's what you said!
oxaviero 0
are you homosexual or something?
Tripout 0
I would say no just because he's complaining about it being a dude. if op was a homosexual he'd be complaining about it actually being a chick
truthisRelative 0
touché