Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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chili10 18
I told my mom that same thing except she told me that if she ever saw him again she would cut his balls off..
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Let's see, we've got lasagna, seafood, you're going to burn in Hell for ******* my daughter, enchiladas, tacos, pizza, and steak! Take you're pick."
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Lol cool mom
KingDingALing 9
Hahahahahahaha! Your mom is funny. But why would you tell your mom that you had sex with your boyfriend? This is a YDI.
the_flirtt 0
well it's different for guys.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
If I told my parents I was having sex theyed probably be like "FINALLY!"
pooponyuou 0
they'd send me to a convent if o ever told them.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
My grandmas a nun.
berrenduh 0
ssome moms wud do worse ....
pinkpillowz 0
heh heh heh
demarcusT 0
tell your mom you guys did anal and he supersoaked you
SmallTownCutie 0
so I'm imagining the conversation a but like this, "Hey bob, do you want YOURE GOING TO HELL FOR F*CKING MY DAUGHTER! macaroni for dinner?" idk that's what I'm picturing.
CornCob_McGee 3
i was thinking more along the lines of "So, John, what would you like for dinner? Steak? Seafood? Go to Hell? Pizza?" "What was that third one?" "Pizza?"
SmallTownCutie 0
143- that one is much better. I giggled(:
embr 0
haha thts wat i was thinkin
galt 13
Ehehehe that is a cool mum :p
omg36 7
Kingdingaling, I told my mom I was having sex with my boyfriend when I was 15. It's something you wanna tell your mom. I'm so glad I told her because after we got over the initial "omg you're not a virgin!" drama she actually helped me get birth control and it feels good to know if something bad happened to me sexually (pregnancy, STD) I could go to her.
CoriCat 25
It was very brave of you to tell her. My mom would freak if I told her when I lost my virginity. Though she lost hers when she was my age. And she was with a 21 year old!!
SweptAway 0
I_iz_B_a_troll you're a ******' moron.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Let's see, we've got lasagna, seafood, you're going to burn in Hell for ******* my daughter, enchiladas, tacos, pizza, and steak! Take you're pick."
xxxbooxxx 16
haha 27 that is amazing
chili10 18
I told my mom that same thing except she told me that if she ever saw him again she would cut his balls off..
sammehsaurus 0
What a nice mom you have lol. But then again, mine would probably say the same if I told her something like that. And sorry if this is a double post :/
acccccccc 1
cool mom(disappering comment again!)
chili10 18
oh, my mom's a doll. haha
chili10 18
19, cutting his balls off is the warning.
acccccccc 1
your moms a doll? like an action figure or barbie?
chili10 18
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you really didn't understand what I meant.
ohthebloodygore 16
I was thinking porcelain dolls. They're evil while trying to be nice and polite.
SilentxChaos 0
Why is it such a big deal? I can understand if the daughter is like 14, but when you're old enough, it's the daughters choice.
boopityboppity 11
Ah, but you see, 58, what age is "old enough"? That's where discrepancies occur. Personally, I think the undertaker should be prepared to deal with the consequences of getting pregnant, as a bare minimum.
Cinn_fml 23
^What boppity said.
acccccccc 1
it was a serious question with a tiny bit of sarcasm :P
chili10 18
I think if the daughter or son takes precautions and is prepared just in case something does happen then it shouldn't be a big deal... but how many teenagers can honestly say that?
Cinn_fml 23
Agreed, Chili. The people partaking should understand the possible consequences they might have to deal with and be able to deal with them if they happen. Basically, I think it's called responsibility and understanding it.
boopityboppity 11
Those be forbidden words, Cinn! Chili, what were you implying by asking, "How many teenagers can say that?"
Cinn_fml 23
I was going to ask you which words are forbidden, Boppity, but then I realised that you wouldn't be able to tell me. Maybe you should tell me which words weren't forbidden :P
boopityboppity 11
The R-word and U-word in your last sentence.
xxxbooxxx 16
hahah that's what my sister in law told me.. my mom didn't care.. :)
boopityboppity 11
To whom were you speaking, 90?
Jizwold 0
I think it's ok to have sex as long as u accept the possible consequences. like if she gets pregnant and u run away u shouldn't have had sex in the first place but if it's just like a bump in the road and u guys would still be together than whatever **** all u want.
acccccccc 1
xxxbooxxx i think you spelt your name wrong im pretty sure its xbox :P an who where you talking to?
illmatic2 16
I think most people fail see what the real issue is. If you think you're mature enough to have sex, then you should be mature enough to raise a kid in a healthy home. It's not fair to the kid if he/she has to grow up in a broken home or bounce around between different foster homes it's whole life. And most teens aren't ready to raise a kid.
acccccccc 1
this has more comments in it then number 1 ha!!!!!!!! thats odd im gonna start replying to the third comment instead of one now :)
boopityboppity 11
That's what I meant by "consequences," illmatic2. Nice to see we agree with each other.
illmatic2 16
Yep, I would hate to disagree with you, Boopity.
boopityboppity 11
Why is that, illmatic2?
illmatic2 16
I've seen enough of your comment to know that it usually doesn't end well for the other person.
boopityboppity 11
Haha, true enough. You're intelligent, though; I wouldn't be that harsh.
chili10 18
72, I said it because I know so many pregnant teenagers and when I ask them who takes care of the baby I always hear "my parents" or "my sister" I think it's irresponsible to stick somebody with your child just because you made a mistake. I know there are a lot of teenagers that are responsible but it seems as though the numbers are depleting.
ColetteL 4
Not only everything listed above, but also the fact that you will have a connection with the person you have the child with for at least 18 years. Many adults have problems with that...much less a teenager that hasn't even found themselves yet.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*reads #100 and reaffixes chastity belt* Seriously, though, this is a sticky subject for me. (Don't be crass!) At first consideration, the ability to understand the risks and live with the possible consequences of sex seems like a sensible prerequite for participating in it. But as Cinn and boopity have said, who decides when that point has been reached? How reliable is one's own judgement on this subject? I'm 27, and although I've been mature enough for marriage for at least 5 years— indeed, I've been married for that long— IMO, the Does are nowhere near mature enough to be parents. For that matter, I know a lot of people over 30 who aren't mature enough for pregnancy or kids. The aforementioned standard causes a conundrum in such cases, NTM the whole "Is anyone ever really ready for parenthood before it happens?" question.
Cinn_fml 23
I agree, Irish, and my point wasn't that you can't have sex till you know you could raise a kid. My point was that you had to understand the responsibility (sorry for using that word again Boppity) and be able to take up that responsibility if you decide to take the risk. Though you are right, teenagers often think that they know everything (it somewhat comes with the territory), so some might think they would be able to deal with it when they can't. But that's what the age limit is for, or at least that's how I view it. As a point where most people start to become mature enough to start considering it carefully and making a better decision as to what they chose to do.
xoxo31 0
hahahaha atleast she didn't do it to you.
boopityboppity 11
Normally, when one says "in between," he or she gives two examples, not just one. But besides that, if this happened to me (which it wouldn't, for a number of reasons), then I'd have a reasonable discussion with my mother, or at least attempt to do so. Perhaps you could do the same.
uridea 14
lol yeah I was sort of looking that over again to see what two things were compared
yoshi1mex 5
She probably said "what would you.......go to hell!........like for dinner?" YDI
holaworld 0
she's like trying to be a mom and also a nice hostess lol doesn't work
snowboarder25 0
haha
ClaireBear9087 0
Justin would you like some steak, YOURE GOING TO HELL!!!!, or chicken?
machiko_fml 0
atleast she dandy freak out
machiko_fml 0
- didn't
JustDoctor 0
"dandy freak out" I like the sound of that. I wanna make a song about it...
machiko_fml 0
If you do, I wanna hear it.
like_its_ya_bday 0
do we have the same mom???? lol seriously this crap would happen
MeltedMint 0
Reverse Double standard FTW!! =D It's usually the girl who gets the bad treatment.
machiko_fml 0
Yor picture is so cute! Isn't that from xxxHoLic? I forgot it's name...
RachelHellYeah 0
32- what's with your hair?!?!?
sicpupyz122 0
Whats with you not having a picture?
machiko_fml 0
Do you need glasses? Its in a side ponytail.
5t3ff1k4h 47
47- What's wrong with her hair? It's cute!
zachjack 0
WAFFLES FTW!!!