Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Top comments
aedeckert 0
his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life
alex1432 9
well is it?
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Comments (162)
FatalWedgie 0
awesome mom! she's right tho; anal or no ring.
canttaketheheat 0
ITS A TRAP!!! GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
musicmaniac925 0
lmfao that is soooooooooooooo funny!!
cadillackitty 0
sounds like something from the move "meet the fockers"
isaiah614 0
lol anal is the shit
Ajjas013 6
I was expecting some sort of montage to the Dirty Sanchez. I got let down again.
Rota 0
Boring ones.
bunny911 16
hahaha totally!!
g3rusz 6
WTF? Guy is a weirdo for discussing stuff like this with his mom...
acinom 3
fake! fake! fake!
maskedman 9
That is something I would not want my mother to know, but then again I would never mess with a woman that didn't do anal.
buttonface 0
That's not the greatest thing but neither is ******* against a pine tree. Learn how to please a man.
fruhe 0
Yeah, "culo" is italian for "ass".
thenormalguy 0
ya my iPod autocorrects and it's really anoying :p
emorottie 0
ive seen it done. totally possible with a huge wtf factor.
PsychoMerk 0
his mom sounds cool :) ha xD I'd be like " well, he says it hurt when he got it... so we had to stop" ;)
zattele 3
win!
EllyH 0
hahaha, that's crazy! but then again, some guys are just too close with their mother... Was the mother joking? Either way, just give her a wierd disgusted look. It should be enough.
BamBAmGG 14
Mmm.. I think the best way to handle an uncomfortable situation like this is with humor. After all, OP probably wants her boyfriend's mother to like her, giving her a "weird disgusted look" isn't the best approach I don't think(: