Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML
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Top comments
aedeckert 0
his mom sounds VERY involved in his sex life
alex1432 9
well is it?
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Comments (162)
bfffness 0
maybe ur BF is a motha fucka
scj 0
This woman hates you.
OGReaper 2
if this is real its one of the funniest fmls. ever.
Hellionz 0
wake up.... stick it her butt!!! do it rite and the chicks love it! ***, a chick got me doing it talking bout she loved it. n since then it's been a wrap with every other chick I been with. FTW
teacher411 0
LMAO!
Chr0nicdreamz 0
give up that ass already!
dragonight 0
I'm a gay man and for men anal is good like ******* amazing cuz of the gspot up there but females don't have that so I can't imagine it's enjoyable
sportcrazychick4 7
It's actually great!!!
perdix 31
Looks like he's bringing in the big guns to negotiate some anal action with you. You ought to counter by having your proctologist tell her you have some rectal disorder. Game over, you win. Your asshole will remain a check valve.
Lurked 4
haha RayWilliamJohnson :)
Dynoblaze 1
His moms looking out for him. i think we all wish our moms were like that,