Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex. Foreplay was amazing, but as soon as he started to get it in, he lost his erection because he was too nervous. He's a 30-year-old virgin and this has happened at least 10 times. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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xGet_Over_It 0
what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?
wags883 0
my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)
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Comments (171)
redshortsx 0
dump his ass and drooping dick
somethingnew319 0
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he retarded or somethin
epoh_fml 0
It is called a flacid penis--not "unerected."
blland 0
no picky!
whataloadofbull 0
you spelled flaccid wrong retard.
frankie1331 0
No ****! unerected! (:
epoh_fml 0
*flaccid. stinkin iPhone. . .
ddlovatolover 23
The "edit" button's there for a reason. And anyway, if you're on your phone, shouldn't there be autocorrect?
spreadtheword1o1 0
:D
nuchey 0
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wow what a fag
J_Rodriguez112 0
thats sad you should be deeply hurt he cant get a erection with you. lols
Ottoman81 0
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how fat or ugly are u?
iranoutofnames 6
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I'm with 19.
axxhelairon 0
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Probably because you're an unattractive ***** with a nice boyfriend trying to give you pity sex. Women like you need to stop posting these "FML"s, they are almost all exclusively your fault and that you deserve it for being so stupid.
mander10 0
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I am a woman and I still agree with this lol
banananut 0
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i totally agree.
UltimateGIRness 16
Where did that come from.Are you pms ing or somethin