Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Look where you're going
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
A bit late for that
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
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iSitt 0
sue yourself for negligence then countersue yourself for defamation then plead insanity
perdix 31
I'm sure the witnesses were all impressed by your multimedia safety presentation. You should replay it every 5 minutes to achieve maximum public safety.
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Comments (44)
Doortje 30
I bet they were extra careful after seeing that.
Zmeilerr 22
This sounds like a *puts on sunglasses* slippery situation. YYYEEAAHH!!!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Careful? Nahhhh, free slip n slide!!!!!
iSitt 0
sue yourself for negligence then countersue yourself for defamation then plead insanity
tpm45 25
Way to set an example, OP. That was true leadership.
lolthatsucksop 0
seriously? lol irony
sexycountrygirl0 0
Hahahah you suck
BigCountryBoy 0
Haha, Nice name.
RedPillSucks 33
You should film this for the next workplace safety video
cradle6 13
ironic lol. very
xkaylaruizx 0
what a fucken retard
IcyHell 0
like you? : o
yourlifesfucked 0
Says the guy who can't spell "*******"
Ninjafriends 1
So graceful.
Zmeilerr 22
Maybe if you wouldn't be dancing with the mop, when you should be working.
muchagente 5
you could have known. you had the sign.
perdix 31
I'm sure the witnesses were all impressed by your multimedia safety presentation. You should replay it every 5 minutes to achieve maximum public safety.