Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
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name2notforget 0
well...were you while you fell in the shower?
xMrAndyTranx 4
Your mom knows what's up with young people these days
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Comments (87)
tan976 0
Why did you say Ouch F@&$ in a really loud voice? That would of helped
blacklite69 0
Don't stress, he probably found the thought really sexy.
meganpineapple 0
lmao #7
Macoco2012 0
EMBARRASSING!!!!
izzyisme42 0
eww thats disgusting... but thats so funny! i doubt he will call back tho. you should probably explain it to him.
BLAARGH 0
DONT LET YOUR MOTHER ANSWER THE PHONE YOU ******* MANDOUCHE
Marcelb 17
your mom is awesome. if you were a guy and your mom told the girl you liked, this would have been an FML. Now, it's your mom helping you get the guy you want and possibly get you laid. get your mom some flowers or tell dad she's horny for him. jk ;)
Honda288 2
Dear god please tell me #50 didn't mean that!
John4than 0
PWND!
bambergty 0
it prolly did turn that guy on