Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that I had grown on him. I thought it was cute, until he added, "like a flesh eating bacteria". FML
Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Top comments
Vayt 2
If he's quoting The Princess Bride to you, even creepily, he's a keeper.
Acuvue 0
Oh noooo! Someone thinks you have perfect breasts! And he's quoting from one of the most oft-quoted movies ever! F YOUR LIFE! Or, you know, congrats.
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daydreamstar 7
mace was made for this reason. that and pointy heels
UberFail79 0
Mace? I recommend a concealed-carry firearm. But that's just me.
sr101998 0
The OP should have bitch slapped that creep. Outta my own opinion.
MrsDruidess 23
no. . . I am getting more of a bragging feeling to this one. I mean he's not a stranger obviously since she's known him for two years. And really who bitches that someone thinks their boobs are perfect and uses a great pop culture references to say it?
Vayt 2
If he's quoting The Princess Bride to you, even creepily, he's a keeper.
iwadasn 33
That's exactly what I thought. This is a win, not an FML!
killerviral 0
yea he obviously loves u to say that keep him
VeganVampyre 27
Yeah... Most of the guys I know have never even heard of The Princess Bride. I only know one who's seen and likes it enough to be able to quote any of it. :(
Acuvue 0
Oh noooo! Someone thinks you have perfect breasts! And he's quoting from one of the most oft-quoted movies ever! F YOUR LIFE! Or, you know, congrats.
123sploosh 0
this
BeeSkwaird 0
Prepare to die.
locomotion 0
Where does it say she was hanging out with him? They could have been in school and stopped to chat briefly in the hallway. Quit assuming.
SweetestSin 4
your bitching about that? At least he isn't stalking you, breaking into your house and stealing your underware. Guys love boobs (so all the ones I know do) be thankful he didn't reach out and give them a little squeeze as well.
rawrlily 0
You're not your
marisalee 0
damn, shut the hell up. this isn't school. it's a ******* website
xkaokaox 0
lmao he is quoting princess bride. i love that movie, but that line always makes me gag lol
waxstigmata 0
i'm surprised at how desperate some of you sound in order to be complemented by a guy that implies cutting off your ****, i'm sorry thats effing creepy
daydreamstar 7
ty 7. the number 7 really is lucky, eh?
_get_over_it_ 0
Have you SEEN Princess Bride?! That's not what the quote implies at all! Even the creeper probably means he doesn't want to loose her and her perfect breasts.
_toronto_chick_ 0
#7 I know right?! how could anyone be flattered by that?
VeganVampyre 27
Who said anything about cutting off her ****? The meaning of the line in the movie is that Westley doesn't want Buttercup to kill herself... I assume this guy must have meant something similar, like probably that he doesn't want to lose OP (though not because of suicide, I hope).
daydreamstar 7
people remember, it doesn't matter if you think he was giving her a compliment, the fact is that she felt uncomfortable. If she liked it would she put it on this site?
BeeSkwaird 0
Feelings are feelings. If I feel uncomfortable, I choose to see it as my own fault until the person actually *does* something wrong. Until then, I don't judge them.
daydreamstar 7
33, just rememeber that what works for you may not work for someone else. this is drawing close to harrassment... the key word of this fml is creepily...
BeeSkwaird 0
My contention is that "creepy" has become a cultural phenomenon with profound, even hurtful (when presumptuous), implications. If the only litmus test for determining how dangerous a person is, is "Does this person make me *feel* kinda funny?" then innocent people will get hurt, all over mere misunderstanding. If I think you have a gun, I may pull out my own, may even shoot, only to find out you had no weapon at all.
Klu_Klayu 0
If she really did "love" him, as the story implies. This shouldn't have been creepy at all
Klu_Klayu 0
Woops, read that to fast, disregard my last comment ^^^^
BeeSkwaird 0
I stop eating to fast ;-)
valmont_fml 0
There's too much information we don't have, like how she feels about him, their relationship in general (friends? strangers?), and whether he knows she doesn't feel that way or that she wants him not too. It's just a compliment until it's clear that it is unwanted. *Then* it's harassment.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Probably and why is that considered being creepy? Sounds like a complement to me.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Ok so how are we supposed to know she wants a compliment on her breast or body in general.
CallMeHush 1
How the hell did I miss that line? Now I've got to watch it again AND pay attention. Ditto on the whole boob thing though, love 'em all. Some are better than others but still love them all.
redbluegreen 41
Psst! It's after she's married the prince, towards the end. >_> -offers DVD remote-
CallMeHush 1
Bless your heart...
jenwahh 1
Yeah, it's like when she thinks he's dead so she's gonna kill herself. and he says it and then they make out.
Anonymous874598 0
Whats creepy ? You know the guy for 2 years. This is what guys say. Its a complement to you, you nutcase.
FerrariCake 2
Sorry to have to be the grammar nazi here, but OCD is not something I can control: compliment (with an "i") is something nice you say about someone (this is what you meant) complement (with an "e") is something that completes a set, like a nice shrubbery complements the landscaping in your yard
DoingItWrong 0
NI!!!
FerrariCake 2
oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ni to an old woman...
Ascaryrobot 0
Icky icky ptang zoop boing
daydreamstar 7
british films rock!
kmspedden 0
I hope you're only taking about Monty Python seeing as the Princess Bride is an American Film
daydreamstar 7
47- I'll never tell... ANY OF YOU!!!
funnyfiona 0
NI indeed
goddamme 0
Sounds like something I'd say. ;P It's not really that creepy... I think. o.O Depends if he's ever seen them nude. :P