Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic so to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her. Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
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Ngood7 0
Why didn't you just say you had a stomach virus?
Eir_fml 1
I like the name you posted with.
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Eir_fml 1
I like the name you posted with.
Stephen_fml 0
i throw up cuz of acid reflux AND bulemia. i need to fix both
lolyeahthatsme 11
*reflex. I have that too btw, and I actually know how to spell it.
sk8ergirl553 0
it is acid reflux. not reflex.
ammerhammer 3
32- reflex I like blocking when someone tries to hit you. You do it out of reflex. It's acids reflux. If you have it, you should now
Shadow0B 0
*shoots roomate* the 3 things I hate: Sticks and twigs People who starve others AND PPL WHO ACCUSE OTHERS OF STARVING THEMSELVES!
JennaWenna 0
....because those are the only 2 options? I'm sorry you have to deal with her ignorance.
Ngood7 0
Why didn't you just say you had a stomach virus?
mikuxxhatsune 32
Maybe she did but they thought it was an excuse and OP just gave up amd ate a sandwich to prove she wasn't.
azzh0le 0
You're an idiot. Plain and simple.
FlippyFloppies 0
shitty to be you .
POORLiLSTELA 0
wow. i sorry you had to go through that but instead of eating the sandwich.....couldnt you just have told her you were sick. no need to say "stomach virus" or "stomach flu" just 'im sick...'
jrobbi7 0
go to a buffet with your roommate and pig out, that would be the best way to tell her you're not bulimic. FYL
cocainewhore 30
Bulimics binge and then puke. So that would actually back up her assumption that the OP is bulimic. Anorexics do sometimes throw up their food just to get rid of calories, even after eating a small amount. I used to do that, with anorexia, recovering now though. :)
anonymous_user 0
haha, poor you. but this is a problem you can easily fix.