Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
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silentbutfunny 0
I would be scared, very very scared
KeyboardWarrior 10
Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.
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Comments (101)
perdix 31
"OK, maybe a little problem."
TheJester12 15
as i walk through the dark alley I suddenly feel a gun press into the small of my back. this is it , I think . I helplessly fall to my knees , and turn to confront my atta-- ( gurgle* choke * slurp ) long story short it wasn't a gun and I lived to tell the tale . and some street hobo named " Ed" has a story to tell at the soup kitchen
Hakando 5
He must be a perv
tellthattoher 10
Drunk. Drunk and naked.
Burrito_Time 5
Was it cold!!
silentbutfunny 0
Forgot a question mark. Otherwise you sound like you were there, which it sounds like it was just the op and..... The..... Nude... Guy O.o i think we found him!
Someofthisisfunn 0
Soooo.....no problem!
grapeschicka4 0
Whenever you say a naked man at 2 am in a parking lot... Strip naked and follow him to his van. Dont worry he only wants to rape you!
dtfickus 0
Lol
tmd4L 7
Did he ask for a Dutch rudder?
Coffeebang 17
Then what happened?