Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
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silentbutfunny 0
I would be scared, very very scared
KeyboardWarrior 10
Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.
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Comments (101)
HooHooHa 6
Get in your car and run his naked ass over...tell the police it was dark and you didn't see him
MaceFaceLOL 8
Just wondering but what did you do after that?
MaceFaceLOL 8
Not trying to be messed up in any way but what happend after that?
MaceFaceLOL 8
Oops I accidentally repeated the message.
SweetPerfectionn 3
Be afraid. Be very afraid..
bubo_fml 11
Did you pull the alarm?
MaceFaceLOL 8
The parking lot alarm?
silentbutfunny 0
LOL the french...
bubo_fml 11
Ok...Ok...Maybe she just blew the whistle...Happy now?
MaceFaceLOL 8
No...my mind is still set on the parking lot alarm.
GoW_Chick 15
OP: "there's no pro-" *turns around* Creepy naked guy: "SURPRISE!" Run, run as fast as you can OP!
maxwells_hammer 5
And yet I can't think of one pointless comment from her. So maybe we should be saying thank you for the 1,000+ comments you have shared with us.
GoW_Chick 15
I was going to come up with a witty reply to you kristen, but then I read your profile, and I'm not trying to be mean here, but I couldn't stop laughing enough to think of one kiddo.
GoW_Chick 15
P.s. If you want to see a big number in comments just check out how many perdix has racked up.
silentbutfunny 0
Or DocBastard
flirtyfaery 7
The difference is that Perdix and DocBastard have been around forever and have racked up their tally by making one or two usually witty comments on most FMLs. Not 20 usually pointless comments on every FML.
FatSack 0
Lol, seriously? Who cares how many comments she has posted? Is that your business? Quit being an instigator and trying to start drama online.
silentbutfunny 0
94 what are you trying to say....?
GoW_Chick 15
It's true I haven't been around as long as them, I've only commented on FML since sometime last year, and I had no idea people payed close attention to my comments and they could be so controversial that someone would go out of their way just to bitch about them....I'm sorry?
Sirin_fml 47
I guess I must be a bit sad for having so many comments, too. Getting insults like that should be a badge of honour, really.
irockfendergirl 0
102- ah, well, just ignore the ones that want to bitch. They are either miserable, bored, or both. :D
MaceFaceLOL 8
It's not negative that you post a lot it means you have a lot to say and a lot of opinions that you feel strong enough to voice.
McMan 23
#150 ಠ_ಠ
Sirin_fml 47
You two fellows should settle down with one another. The tension between you is but lust in disguise. Forget about the awesome that is I, and be wed together, and stuff.
Daiyuki 5
Hot chicks get more attention, you should be used to it
thiscrazything 1
Perfect time to try out a taser!
SadIife 6
I would run.... Don't let the naked man get you!
jklmams 0
I told you not to be scared
SebastianG 2
Why were you in a parking lot at 2am?
GoW_Chick 15
...so they could get to their car, they could have been working late, or going to work, the possibilities are endless really.