Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
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JassyJas 2
Wtf your family thought it was normal to randomly pull down your shorts in their presence?? O_o
Freeze_fml 17
^ Guys get criticized for not knowing that girls wipe after taking a leak, so I'm going to criticize you for thinking all erections are intentional. You're stupid.
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stokedoc 0
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bahaha ydi
recognizedd 0
they were clearly not impressed
ellielovesyuh 0
um hello, awkwarddddd. bahahah.
im_ossim 0
I ******* lol'd
SinShady 0
Lool, made me feel better, was having a bad day. :)
Unbannedban 0
Did it slap you in the face?
Itzmeh 0
Awkward.
EricErection69 0
21 these make me feel better when I have a bad day too :) I hate web thy happens but I never have an erection but i hate when I have to get up and i have one
satanic_fml 13
its normal to have an erection lasting longer than 8 hours
susieKiute 0
how the hell do guys get a spontaneous erection??? are they still going through puberty or something??? haha
Freeze_fml 17
^ Guys get criticized for not knowing that girls wipe after taking a leak, so I'm going to criticize you for thinking all erections are intentional. You're stupid.
12596 0
just keep ur god dang pants on creep
shine_lika_boss 0
agree lol
TaylorTotsYumm 10
NRBs. No reason boners happen to guys at the worst times. (:
karina_said 0
it came out to saw hello
SinShady 0
Hello hello, allow me to introduce myself my name is~ Shaaaady
AlesanaLTL 0
hell yea shudve just started fappin awayyyyy
InfiltratedMind 0
45 I refer to this situation as: REVENGE FOR ANAL
Extacy23 0
what did your family say? lol
chuchurocket 4
yay I love you too
ginious 0
seriously, just yesterday i got one while doing some chemistry hw, and let me tell you, chemistry is not such a turn on.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
ahahahaha. damn that's funny. leaving your shorts on wouldn't have made a difference seeing as shorts are made for hot weather in the first place. soo ydi. :D
okieraider71 4
You've got a really WEIRD family! I have this picture of a whole family sitting around watching TV with their pants pulled down. Let me tell you--NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT DO THIS!!! I hope you don't have kids. Freak.
degrassilovur 0
oh heck. lmao YTDI...!!
hannah1203 2
23, lmao
mattman1994 0
37, THANK YOU
webkid110 0
nice picture!!!
omfgrofl1337 0
im just laughing at the fact that your erection is so small, putting your pants on can hide it
OhaiChristina 0
why would you want to sit in your boxers in front of your family....? /:
hellzrydaz 0
it's really nice to meet you, it's been a long time, sorry I've been away so long, my name is shaaaaady never meant to leave you #54
Kanzy_fml 0
Haha #37 ! Were you refering to the previous FML? Haha!
flyingsheep1838 0
umm this is why you buy boxers without the hole in front... Nobody uses those... they're just plain DANGEROUS. also yea, guys get an average of 11 random boners a day. it's just blood flow, ppl.
Fluffeh 5
Alot of guys will walk around their house in just their boxers. Anyway, if you don't have AC, you'd be wishing for it.
untoward 0
I'd love to be a guy for this very reason
sexybabex 0
haha sexii though x
TheLoveAddict 0
AGREED!
shona_fml 0
84--- FINALLY someone said that!!! That's the first thing I thought-who the hell does that with their family? What kind of family is this??? Alabama? Blue People???? ******* WEIRD!!! ...and no matter how old a guy he gets, they get boners for no reason just as much as when hey were young. My bf is a cop and it happens all the time to him-STILL!!! He'll b roving around and it just wakes up. LOL on the boner, sick on the pants around ur ankles while u sit in a hot sweaty room with your family watching tv! probably drinking bush in cans too.
awesomenick100 0
a lot of guys take their pants off and sit around in their boxers. it's more comfortable.
987_AMP 0
Pics or it didnt happen...no ****
shhhitsasecret 0
Oh yes. Very very awkward.
BallisticHalo3 11
Weird...
sky93 0
in front of their whole family?
honestlyWTF 1
hahaha
horrorxshow 0
You're obviously a moron. Men can easily get spontaneous erections. It has nothing to do with puberty. It's quite clear you've never known a penis too well before. Know your facts before you speak up and make a fool of yourself.
IronZombie 0
So.. let me get this straight. You and your family are just sitting there watching tv, when all of a sudden you just pull your pants down around your ankles? TC, you completely deserve your dick popping out because your weird and a creep. **** your family's life for having to watch tv with a creep like you.
NaCheezIt 0
51 win:)
sexycourtcourt 0
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uhhhhhhhh....... my bf got a boner when we were making out.... I was straddling him also.... hahahha
tylersign 11
194? You're 13. No.
Mortoli 30
Apparently your not from the south. I hardly ever wear pants it gets so hot around here lol. #84.
mgwaters 0
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showing your mom your wang? ydi
TheyknowTheyknow 0
What were you watching OP?
srunano 4
haha WTF!!! you should have just got up and left
lissalove17 8
Ew. That's disgusting and extremely awkward.
_PAK_G96Unit_ 0
it happens randomly!!! btw I hate when that happens >.> YDI for wearing boxers in front of your family and getting turned on.
mshoes12346 3
damnn;)
Bgreene_5 12
You ******* dumbass. You just said that it happens randomly and then said that it was his fault.
JassyJas 2
Wtf your family thought it was normal to randomly pull down your shorts in their presence?? O_o
SinShady 0
he was wearing boxers dude
ShadowPunkChick 1
I agree why would you be in only boxers around your family..must be some close family.
DisturbedCupcake 3
for some people that doesn't bother them. I could walk around in my underwear all day if I didn't have to leave my house. lol. it sucks that this happened to you OP.
ygdrassil 17
gross, why would you do that? my family doesn't even see my socks, let alone my penis.
MaxFishr 0
I walk aroud in my boxers
Kawaiichan42 3
All families are different. My brother and dad walk around in their boxers sometimes, and my sisters walk around in shorts and camis that their boobs keep falling out of. Other families won't even wear shorts around each other. It all depends on what their comfort levels are.
Spastastic 6
My dad walks around in his boxers and/or without a shirt on in the summer -- we don't have central AC in our house. It's not like I can see anything.
Cjw1220 0
Who calls it a wiener?
patiencek 0
better than pee pee haha!
brennboo 3
who called it wiener??
srunano 4
it used to say weiner where it now states penis :)
MoodyBlue320 11
That actually sounds wildly attractive, lmao.
Golden_massimo 0
boxer brief and that wouldn't have happened bro
Jessi_the_sexii 0
boxer breifs ftw(:
carbonbasedcynic 17
compression shorts ftw
infamouszzdesi92 0
lmfao wow who does that
OwNowBrownCow 0
OP...
steph11340 0
I'm sure they loved the view and if it's small then damn I feel bad for u.
robmoon 0
u should of done the classic strap dat sucker down