Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
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heartbrakej 0
dad: "great way to meet daughters new friend"
coltsrock37 15
She was initiating you for their tribal nudist ways
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Comments (98)
heartbrakej 0
dad: "great way to meet daughters new friend"
fanceh 10
it's a great way to just "put yourself out there."
ktateprado 0
Dad: "Join the Party!"
Pixxio_O 11
Look at bright side.... Free ****?
ShyAnn29 15
Hey that may be disturbing but my friends dad used to mow his lawn naked! Now THAT was disturbing!!
yamatelle 19
Option 1: "Great to MEAT you, sir! I have head...ahem heard so much about you" Option 2: stare back and say "that's it? Water it and maybe it will grow" Option 3: run!
Futacy 30
that's exactly how i met my girlfriend's dad
yamatelle 19
I forgot, Option 4: "That's a clean circumcision."
eminemchick 19
f his life!
scrapmetal58 9
26 - Which lawn did he mow naked?
brad5150 4
Was he happy to meet you?
scrapmetal58 9
Did you two talk about what ever popped up?
6sick6 4
To ruin the joke: Did he have a boner?
ShyAnn29 15
Lol 68, the outside grass, not his male lawn, that would be even more disturbing lol
YFDIOP 0
Dads FML: After having sex with my wife, I went to turn the tv off. I walked into the living room butt naked to find one of my daughters friends. Now my daughter thinks I'm a creepy rapist. I can't convince her otherwise FML
BREADEDELF 3
Haven't you heard? The Naked Man works 2/3 times!
JiggaJayZ 16
And he was bigger than him. That's the real FML
heartbrakej 0
watch the throne!!
ters19 10
what's up with you and anal you posted that on the fml above
ktateprado 0
The throne is for stop signs.
heartbrakej 0
14, so you'd better watch it!
Brool_Story_Co 17
2- op is a girl, dumbass
MrSassypants 34
Well, technically, he is bigger then HER, but it still doesn't make the FML more of an FML. -_-
Brool_Story_Co 17
No shit he's bigger than her, thanks for the comment idiot
goshpeople 4
"She ran upstairs and left me alone." Good friend.
ktateprado 0
She went upstairs and used the cup phone to talk to her dad and say to greet her in the nude.
koe4 0
her friend was setting them up.
Gourmet_Taco 0
Did you just return from a BNL concert?
wiredream 0
that must have been pretty disturbing :I
coltsrock37 15
She was initiating you for their tribal nudist ways
Insane_Tea 15
Every Saturday night each each stark naked member participates in The Hunt.
Yngve_fml 9
Scarred for life.
dyble95 0
Lol, your pic is awesome! One of my favorite cat pics with text I have seen.
ters19 10
at least it wasn't a vicious dog that happend to me once
marinus_fml 20
At least you didn't walk on him anally ramming his wife!
HannahForbesxo 13
Oh I love this game; "Let's name random things worse than what actually happened"! I choose, "well at least you didn't walk in on him running around naked covered in baby oil with the rest of the family chasing him".
Sweej 1
I'm starting to think you like the things that you post as "bad", Marinus...
TattedUP89 0
yo kid what with you and anal
Stealthed 8
That's kinda sick to be thinking that, however I'm thankful you didn't say it was her mum "anally ramming" her husband... Because that'd clearly be an awkward sight as well as somewhat disturbing!
gmc_blossom 21
I want to play. At least she didn't walk in on the dad anally ramming her friend! Oh..ewe.
jsauce90_fml 0
lmfao
Keyganator 5
Shouldn't have stared .
YoLauryn 0
And the dad just stood there and let you stare becausseeeeee?
Tonyjb09 0
To teach him a lesson on what aging does to the body
maevers 0
Exactly!! what did he like the attention? wtf
howdmynosego 12
61- it's a she
Killuhk 8
OP's friend forgot to mention that her dad was single and ready to mingle with the ladies..bow chick wow wow ;)