Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a staff member entered my room, thinking it was empty. I was naked. This is the second time something like this has happened in the week I have lived here. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, while working from home, I thought I heard someone knock at the door. Without thinking, I shouted, “I’m naked!” A moment later I heard my neighbor say, “Uh… I just wanted to tell you your car headlights are on.” FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, my husband popped out to the hotel gym while I jumped in the shower. After a while I heard a knock on the door. Thinking it was him, I cheekily opened the door in my naked glory to be greeted by the maid. I didn’t know do-not-disturb signs aren’t double sided. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
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AzraelAngelus 15
Press charges
Pinkdahlia75 1
I hope you called the police ! And get a good camera and alarm system
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AzraelAngelus 15
Press charges
RichardPencil 32
Let's hope the door was the only illegal entry today! Read your lease then sue the shit out of your property management. The perv most likely doesn't have a pot to piss in, but his employers (who are liable for him) have deep pockets.
Ellimac21 14
FML because someone entering your property without your consent is a bu**hole but I'm not from the USA so i don't get it. What is a Day Manager? That's someone who checks emplyees's productivity and efficiency right? Why does he have access to your apartment? Or is it an apartment provided by your company and he came in while you were supposed to be working?
wysegirl 24
the manager of the complex. yes it is bullshit. I hope the OP gets justice
Pinkdahlia75 1
I hope you called the police ! And get a good camera and alarm system
tey21 15
sue him!!!
D J's MOM 17
I agree with everyone, press charges, sue, and get him fired. but did you find out why he was doing it?