Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
Today, my friends dared me to answer the door naked for the pizza guy. I heard the doorbell but when I answered, it was the little boy from next door participating in a fundraiser. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
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Top comments
LadyKayDee 23
Maybe he wanted to give you some of his candy...
jayennachristine 23
trick or treat...or anal?
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Comments (69)
COURT_KING 14
There are some things that cannot be unseen...
countryguy91290 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why was he naked and did you help him?
laurenswims13 24
Well did he say trick or treat?
beeferjay 34
it was a trick and a treat
Lalala579121 28
OP didn't see it as much of a treat though.
mxgirl1998 26
that wasn't the candy op was hoping to see xD
sa5v 21
What did you do op?
HoboMeth 36
I guess they wanted to treat you OP
xTommytheGUNx 15
treat yo self
LadyKayDee 23
That could have been his costume.
Welshite 40
He was just wearing his birthday suit. It's a perfectly legitimate costume.
masoko_fml 21
That sure is a scary costume..!
LadyKayDee 23
Maybe he wanted to give you some of his candy...
WordBea 23
Is that not how things work?