Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
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silentbutfunny 0
I would be scared, very very scared
KeyboardWarrior 10
Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.
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Comments (101)
hot00frb 4
It puts the lotion on ....
BlAzEtHiS 0
Did you inquire as to why he was naked?
haileybabyxoxo 0
awkward.
bubo_fml 11
It was the infamous old parking lot flasher, who was going into retirement soon...Seems like he decided to stick it out for another year...
xgetxbentx 13
I don't think this is much of an fml to be honest. 1) he was only naked, you WERE in a parking lot at 2am, could have been a mugger, a rapist, or a murder. I for one, would be relieved it was just a flasher. 2) ydi for turning around and saying anything, again, parking lot 2am, could have been much worse than a naked guy. When things like that happen, you ignore them and you get to your car as fast as possible, not stop and talk to them.
fadingfaith 4
Is this the same guy who lives across the train track?
mwolverine 1
If it was 2 am and some random man behind me said "don't be scared," I don't know about everyone else, but I would run for my life without looking back.
Clamcreepy 7
You should've ran like a bat out of hell
suckingatlife 9
At least he gave you an advanced warning. It seems you also made it out there okay. Not something I would want to see though.
ohmylanta22 5
Were up raped....?