Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML
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Top comments
farkie3 8
Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:
Celina_Lune 20
I hope you called the police. That's freaky.
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Comments (105)
farkie3 8
Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:
CrewBoy 10
I say we all just smoke some bath salts and join them.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
No, that's just the new rape technique where you lure in the victims...
Werken247 14
It's not rape if you yell "Surprise" and throw confetti.
Welshite 40
#36: Is that your standard technique?
ICastillo 25
"Surprise butt sex".......Is more like what this naked guy probably screamed.
KiddNYC1O 22
I hope op remembered the cardio rule!
brenkite 5
Zombies? In Maryland? That's where I am!
DanielT1994 19
You guys are all too worried about this zombie stuff. Maybe it'll turn out like Fido.
DanielT1994 19
You guys are all too worried about this zombie stuff. Maybe it'll turn out like Fido.
yousuck44 11
Same dude same, why did I have to live in maryland -_-
farkie3 8
Don't forget that it started in Florida. So, logically, Georgia, the Carolinas and Virginia are infected too, as yet are in between. The only way around this would be air travel, and who in their right mind would let a zombie on an airplane?
Celina_Lune 20
I hope you called the police. That's freaky.
boofgall 16
I couldn't help but laugh at the image though.
ICastillo 25
Why # 2 he was just trying to give OP a hug.
Inheritance 10
He was just happy to see OP! Nothing wrong with that!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Maybe he was just planking
SortOfSexy 4
He sounds like a free-spirit.
T9FTW 20
HEE HEE... He was naked! *perv face*
Clioo_fml 17
Another case of bath salts maybe?
skittlestrailmix 14
50- Let's hope so... Something is seriously wrong with that person.
Clioo_fml 17
63, I'd rather like to hope that he's just mentally weird like that...if he's on bath salts, it only means it's more accessible by people...and I definitely don't want to think about that.
maosquare 18
He sounds like he's consumed too much spirit.
BellaBelle_fml 23
T9FTW - Please tell me you are still pre-pubescent. I sincerely hope that someone older than that would not be so immature. But based on what I've seen on this site I wouldn't be too surprised.
tuxedoandex 28
meth. not even once.
kiwienne 21
Think we both got scarred for life today, then, OP. I watched A Man Called Horse. Watching Professor Dumbledore run around butt naked killed me a little bit
absolutegrrr 7
Pardon?
Welshite 40
And everybody scoffed at me for taking zombie apocalypse preparation classes.
Jf770 10
Aliens
unknown_user5566 27
Or, y'know, a naked dude in a field.
ASD_K 11
No, magnets.
unknown_user5566 27
"Saw a man laying face down in the field"... sounds like the beginning of a horror film. Kudos to you for trying to help, but next time, I'd maybe call the cops for assistance first.
herpderpherpderp 13
no, sounds more like.. GREASED-UP DEAF GUY!
theandrewdays 2
Just hope it was a psychology project for school. Very, very unlikely though but one can only wish.
ManInTheMachine 20
Why is everyone assuming it was a zombie? As we know from another OP, screaming 'BRAAAAIIINNSSS' doesn't warrant an undead corpse. It could just be a very, very strange fetish. As for being naked, well.... Avoiding a tan line? Yeah, I've got nothing.
obviousboy 8
I just wish I could like this fml.
maosquare 18
Wrong site, my friend, wrong site.
BunchieRules 31
You can add it to your favorites, though.