Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I found out the day manager has been illegally entering my apartment when I’m not home. My car was in the shop, so when he saw my parking spot empty, he came right on in. I was just getting out of the shower and was standing stark naked. He didn’t even try to explain. Just smirked. FML
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
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silentbutfunny 0
I would be scared, very very scared
KeyboardWarrior 10
Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.
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Comments (101)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
WTF why are more people saying OP deserves this? She was innocently walking to her car and some creeper followed her naked. She could have been raped or killed. Stupid people in this world, I fear for future generations...
silentbutfunny 0
In op's defence, i think people mostly say "ydi" starting off just because the ratio would looks more bigger when they are both small. I predict "ydi" will be 15 of "fyl"
maxwells_hammer 5
I think it's because 1) she turned around and 2) she was going to acknowledge the random stranger telling her not to be scared. I know if I were OP I would have just sped up my pace before even noticing the person was naked as saying not to be scared for no reason is scary in itself. I can't be completely positive though as I don't think OP deserved it.
quite_bored 9
What the hell did you just say, 18?
silentbutfunny 0
36 alot more people are going to put "fyl" -.- about 8 times more than "ydi"
ohmandapants 17
^ pulling statistics out of your ass.
silentbutfunny 0
Not reading the whole comment "i predict..."
cBlackout 13
Those people are called trolls. Lesser people who ydi every post.
THE_A_TEEN 28
To answer your question #11: some people are trolls, people are dicks, tired of OP's complaining, just want FML to be about "life *******" shit instead of first world problems, vote YDI because it mentions something they wont accept (ex: Wal-Mart, McDonalds, a 7th generation gaming console, etc.).
silentbutfunny 0
I was somewhat on the right track oh and because the dude waaaayyyyy up there asked
crazyladydaisy 4
Lmao "don't be scared.." "I'm no--" "ya.. Don't worry, we can make it fit. ;)"
123josie123 11
You should've kicked him in the crotch.
21jason 9
Maybe he likes to feel a breeze between his knees.
boredblonde 17
Mmm tasty
silentbutfunny 0
Your comment + pic = creepy
boredblonde 17
I accomplished my goal!
MichellinMan 20
would you please elaborate, what in the hell would be tasty?
silentbutfunny 0
You changed your pic..... Clever....
5HT2A 5
Kick him in his nads and run. Your advantage? Direct contact.
fmlikecrazy 0
Question: you're alone in a parking lot at night, and you hear a voice begind you telling you not to be scared. And you didn't freak out?
rattusrattus 19
I mean, there's three options, right? It's a creeper, it's a guy warning you about a creeper, or it's an angel - they always preface their proclamations with "DON'T BE AFRAID!" Meeting a naked angel in a car park would be really, really awkward.
Riverlovestacos 0
Always trust a man in a big white van!
mama2b3 20
This rhymes so it's obviously true, solid advice.
Boston_4_Life 3
Theres still no reason to be scared
kaitlinthecutie 0
He could be a rapist, I'd be scared!
Boston_4_Life 3
But he coodnt be a rapist too...
jengers115 10
that sucks