Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
annunaki_fml 11
Woooow. buddie is wild. **** him,you dodged a bullet there.
xxlk4xx 6
Definitely dodged a buller there! sorry this happened to you!
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Comments (8)
annunaki_fml 11
Woooow. buddie is wild. **** him,you dodged a bullet there.
RichardPencil 32
That's on you. You shouldn't have gotten him a job at the whorehouse!
xxlk4xx 6
Definitely dodged a buller there! sorry this happened to you!
Ambrily 27
Unless he found a job at a brothel, you shouldn't call his co-worker a ***** because your ex left you for her.
Brightside86 31
On a long enough timeline that was always going to happen, regardless of what you did.
Amanda G Rich 23
it's not her fault. so I wouldn't call her a *****. but your partner cheated on you and deserves the hate you're feeling for a women who most likely didn't know you two were together. and even if she did, it's still not reason to lash out at her. it's not her job to keep your man faithful. she's still a **** if she knew, but all your anger should be directed to your boyfriend.
phybreawptic 13
He was getting jobs at the job you helped him get.