Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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motoxracer156 5
I would talk to your finance or somebody about this
DocBastard 40
Some people get cold feet. Sounds like you've been soaking yours in liquid nitrogen.
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Comments (107)
motoxracer156 5
I would talk to your finance or somebody about this
ladyangel52 11
Finance? I think you mean fiancè.
laughtersplay 14
Everyone gets cold feet before their wedding. But yeah Op, you should talk to someone about it.
Enslaved 38
Good eye, 22. I didn't even notice 'til you pointed that out.
Freethaawave 19
Fiancé lol 22
perdix 31
I'm taking #1's side on this. Divorce is freaking expensive, so the OP ought to talk to her "finance" about whether to go forward with this doomed venture, or cut her losses while she can. People need to listen to their subconscious minds!
gigi1981 13
Lol, love that interpretstion Perdix; speaking from experience divorce is a costly venture and had I listened to my 'cold feet' I wouldn't have gotten married in the first place
youngturk 6
Loool
youngturk 6
******
EvilUndead 9
56, some people live together without getting married (because they oppose idea of marriage). You might want to try that one.
asherm 15
I agree! I wish I had listened to my instincts. My divorce wasn't very costly, no lawyers involved, agreement on both sides that we didn't want anything from each other, no kids. But the emotional cost was worse.
rangerPat 12
56, I'm sure that if your marriage had succeeded you wouldn't be saying that your "cold feet" were right. As it was stated before, cold feet are simply nerves.
HelenLFC 27
22 - I think you mean fiancé not fiancè.
beddington 7
Everyone gets nervous. If thats not it, maybe it's just the flu. Good luck!
CheeseHater 23
Yeah, fever dreams can be extremely real and feel horrible. I mostly have jolly ones but theres the occasional sheet-clutching dreams that occur.
rares0wns 6
Honestly I think shes worried about whether or not she will make a good ex-wife. I always feel that talking with dad helps smooth things out.
djxerxes9000 18
I'll be honest I never got cold feet before marrying my wife. Not everyone gets them, however it is normal. Not sure how normal feverish dreams about getting married is though....
fdupagain 11
69 my 3 year old had a fever dream a free days ago, it was much like night terrors except she actually woke up and was very frightened. A dream that is vivid and seems real, much like pregnancy dreams.
tialeanne 19
I think a lot of people have those kind of dreams about all sorts of major events in their lives!
sheethapins 13
3, I swear I thought your pic was the crazy stalker girlfriend meme until I looked closer. o.o
tialeanne 19
Hahaha I don't know if that's a compliment or not. ):
HelloSirs 14
@46 That depends on whether or not you stalk your boyfriends.
tialeanne 19
...no, of course I don't...
ambitiousnygrl 17
Yeah, wedding jitters are very common and nightmares, upset stomach, etc. is perfectly normal. Talking to others (not your fiancee) about it should help OP. Give it a try! :)
kahru1 9
I'm so glad i approved this message
iseyixes 18
It's just a dream! It doesn't mean anything.
ElatedEarthling 15
I couldn't disagree more. Dreams. can sometimes relay messages from the sub conscience to a person, allowing them to be aware of some of the worries that were previously unknown. *The more you know*
UberNova 18
33 - Dreams actually tend to be about what you did or thought about in that day, the idea of a subconcious and dreaming was the subconcious 'coming out' was the drug addict's hypothesis known as Freud. The more you 'actually' know.
ElatedEarthling 15
37- So you agree that dreams have some sort of meaning then? That's the point I was making.
UberNova 18
They don't really have a meaning from what studies have shown, just processing information from that day. They also act out scenarios to better eqiup you incase you found yourself in that situation, like preparation. Function and reason is different from meaning.
ElatedEarthling 15
Ah okay. So know I know the next time I'm being chased by clowns yelling "You're a nobody", I probably shouldn't jump into a cartoonish black hole. :p
HeartOfLead 24
Vsauce?
sens3sfailing 25
No studoes show that people can be different what a study shows. I have had dreams about an ex that I think I may still have some feelings for. in the dream we got back together. I havnt talked to her in months and don't plan on ever seeing her again because of the way things ended. point is. I know that dream was about how I feel towards her and wishful thinking. also, OP interpreted her dream as a nightmare, showing her true feelings toward the dream.
Master0fTheDark 13
42 - it sucks I can't remember any dreams, then. I guess I'll never be prepared for what my dreams are telling me.
Codezlol 21
I agree with 48, you turds need to watch more vsauce and stop getting info off of cereal boxes! :P
eddeeezzyy 19
Don't worry, OP, you'll be fine! It's just very high anxiety. Marriage is a beautiful thing, and I'm sure you'll be very happy in the end :) also, it's only just a dream.
victus 14
only a dream? the Internet told me that dreams come true and the Internet doesn't lie. Op should be terrified!
happle 21
75- If that's true, I'm going to be kidnapped and beaten by Sean Connery and raped by George Clooney. ._.
andyyroxx 20
75- I'm with you on that one, but the Internet has yet to explain why I'm still a virgin.
CatchMe25 16
84 - Probably because you're at home asking the internet why you're still a virgin instead of outside talking to pretty girls...
DocBastard 40
Some people get cold feet. Sounds like you've been soaking yours in liquid nitrogen.
ElatedEarthling 15
...on top of Mt. Everest. If Mt. Everest was made of dry ice.
perdix 31
Tonight, you'll have the beautiful fantasy dream of your annulment in a week and six months* *the minimum interval of time you need to stay married to keep the wedding gifts.
MistaBlista 9
Looks like a sign. Good luck with your soon-to-be newlywed, OP.:)
sens3sfailing 25
or a sin(x). cuze you can go through a lot of ups and downs both before and after getting married.
b00kn3rd 14
They could have had cos(x). Of course then at their wedding they'd need to bring Savage Garden back to en vogue to explain why.
daisy2101 7
If you actually feel that sick about the wedding in real life then you have to do something about it, it's not fair for you, or your fiancé if you don't.