Anonymous 30 August 2010, 07:30 United States 🌶️ Spicy

We all do it. Don't we?

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

jeesh 31 January 2009, 11:48 United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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davincourt 29 April 2012, 18:31 Apollo Beach, United States

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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GroosedOut 20 August 2009, 12:32 United States

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

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anon 21 December 2013, 14:13 Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Nailed it

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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Anonymous 8 July 2012, 11:26 Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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Anonymous 23 February 2023, 04:00 Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy

AAaaaaaah!

Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML

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footfood 27 June 2011, 14:56 Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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bootyislife 3 February 2015, 04:36 Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

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Harry Dare 2 September 2011, 16:31 United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML