Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Poor guy just needed and excuse for his premature ejaculation...
Ladiesman247 0
3 years too long soul sister :)
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Comments (168)
moninbg 8
2 minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
DFlit1 0
That's what u get for being fat
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating the lazy ass, you deserve it. Maybe next time you should put in the effort to find a guy that doesn't find sex strenuous.
Raheemdplayer 7
Can you come help I think she's a 2 man job!
creedaddict 9
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creedaddict 9
Then get to riding that boloney pony sista
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for waiting three years. Next time try three dates.
beezleboss2010 3
Hahahahahaha ... Wow.
deemoneyy 3
Thank you. They think it's so easy when all they got to do is lay there and get pounded. 2 minutes of hardcore hip pumping after not doing it for three years and I'd be tired too.
kewpiesuicide 29
Have you ever been on top? That shit IS strenuous! Being a lesbian, I can honestly say that I've been in the 'man' position and I was quite suprised how much harder it is. Give him a break and saddle up cowgirl
kalbrek009 20
It's obvious that he either "came" or realized he likes guys...sorry to hear, fyl. :(