Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Poor guy just needed and excuse for his premature ejaculation...
Ladiesman247 0
3 years too long soul sister :)
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Comments (168)
deemoneyy 3
Maybe she's a little over weight
KH800 4
Hehe, I'm a size 2 (;
charlieohcharlie 12
Sure darling, sure. If you're the OP why don't you tell us how you resolved it!
KH800 4
I laughed about it, he got a drink, and told me maybe again in a few weeks?
TheyCallmeStacey 9
Gawd
kimmigurl1991 1
wow I'm sorry lol that really sucks but hopefully it will get better wit time?
Rwcrazy 0
Must be a fat sob, or your no good! I'm over 230, answer I can go for 2 hours no problem
ZeroMachine 3
Sorry, sweetie, he's gay.
hurricanelea 1
Yeah but seriously, who waits 3 years to have sex?
eagles_tallin 3
I think he might be doin it wrong...
hunnibunnz 13
Three words; LEARN TO RIDE! If you don't, I have three other words for you; You deserve it. ;)
SlickWillyTFCF 5
I've never found it to be too strenuous. Message me.
honest_scorpio 4
Oh wow I say visit a sex store