Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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Starfire22 5
It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...
Mattfail 0
YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...
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Comments (103)
somethingnew319 0
dam tht sucks
Mattfail 0
YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...
youreanidiot 0
agree, ydi, you dump him and expect him to come begging and humiliate himself just so that you can feel better than him, yet think its an FML when he sleeps with someone else. If you don't want him sleeping with someone else, don't dump him, and your sister can make her own decisions.
Reyo 2
Women, here's something to remember about guys. If you break up with them, they are NEVER going to come back to you. On the off chance they do, you don't want them. Trust me, you don't. That shows bondage issues.
lightswitch12 0
Amen to that bro
smaginn 0
Agreed, OP, I am sorry, but YDI for assuming that he'd want you! He said sorry, though, didn't he? He could have avoided it and not told you
happyhak 5
#38 took the words right outof my mouth...OP, you broke up with him, right? So, why is it an FML if your ex sleeps with your sister? To me, he sounds like a player!
ipwnallmen 10
TIME TO SHAG A **** AND MAN *****!
GR3453m0nk3y 4
time to shag a **** and man *****..... i find it incredibly hard to believe you "pwnallmen" (pwn all men)
ipwnallmen 10
LOL!
ipwnallmen 10
IM so sad for you, 3! you reply to people based on their nick names! it dosent matter if you dont think I pwn all men!! it matters if people get a kick out of it!! lolol kisses!! mwah!
Starfire22 5
It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...
JManHobbs 0
YDI Why would you get your hopes ip like that? And anyway surely after 2 weeks he's a free man and can sleep with whoever he likes.
sparkey0127 0
your a dumbass you can't get mad cause ur sister is better then u. atleast your boyfriend appologised
tjelsi 0
ousch.....
Slimma 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Someone certainly has a high opinion of themselves. I mean really thinking that he's messaging you on facebook just so that he can beg you to take him back. Pfft get over yourself. Just for having an ego like that you deserved that message. Plus it's two weeks after the break up so he moved on apparently to someone better. Your sister. YDI
JustAReaderOfFml 4
ill be honest here. i dont get what the fml is.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
Hahaha awesome on the guy, wish my ex's sisters would have slept with me, that would have ruled. Revenge sex FTW.
Indiana_fml 4
Just my thought ^^ That's a definite WIN for the guy.