Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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deviable 9
Dude, that is beyond awesome!
lovexbox 8
I'd laugh to, except it would be a bit awkward to be in a public place.
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Comments (151)
Snowble11 13
Are you sure you married a man, because it seems like he doesn't have a pair.
faithxoxox 1
Really? Most guys I know would laugh hysterically at this, including my own father.
DrIDGAF 7
A fart text message a day, keeps the doctor away
Keyman1212 14
How does having a laugh make you not a man..? Sorry humor makes you feminine. And as for the whole maturity thing, I think because public flatulence is such a faux pas, it will be funny to any age group, regardless if they decide to voice that humor by laughing, or otherwise.
BellaBelle_fml 23
#1- OP clearly stated that it's her fiancé, so they're not married yet. Also, having a sense of humour doesn't make you any less of a man or woman.
baconftw 9
Its good to have an older man with a great sense of humor :D
Yodaevil 4
Yeah I laughed at the thought of my phone farting too, but in your pocket could make for some embarrassing moments if you didn't set to vibrate...
13FTW 9
I know what my new ringtone tone is gonna be....
FarSide 23
FARTZ RULE!
PhillyEagles 0
Oh no my fiancee has happiness and humor in his life I must go to complain about it on the internet.
RockRoll 0
1- What's wrong with it? Myself, I probably would never make that my text tone, but everyone has a different sense of humour. Although, you might conceive it as immature, which I'm assuming you meant to say, because frankly, your comment was a bit harsh. So accept and be open more other's choices, especially, if they do not involve you. If Flatulence makes a guy happy, then who gives a flying zeppelin? I'm an otaku, so I have Konata from Lucky Star as my ringtone. Not like you care, so why be harsh about it, y'know? :3
golliboy 6
it seems ur father was retarded and told u how women have balls for not having a sense of humor
deviable 9
Dude, that is beyond awesome!
lakaiskate 12
I know right. It's not that big of a deal at least it isn't a ringtone with girls moaning. It's not that bad.
MikalaHart 4
Seriously!! It isn't that bad, OP needs a sense of humor! It's okay to be immature every once in a while
No_LoveMM 3
Yeah he is getting married! He needs a laugh every once and a while.
mrmusicman97 4
i agree i would do that u have to have some fun in your life wen ur a married man
22cute 17
I have the same ringtone. There have been seriously awkward moments but I still think it's hillarious! Everyone laughs at farts.
MissMae93 23
Gee, you sure know how to pick 'em...
BellaBelle_fml 23
You must not have a sense of humour.
SadinSherman 16
There is a difference between having a sense of humor and being lame
MagicallyFat 12
I only wish I was half as awsoume as your soon to be husband when I'm around his age.
FarSide 23
@3: You must be one incredibly fugly feminazi.
paigealeace13 0
117, I litterally lold. My fiance has the same one and we both laugh.
lovexbox 8
I'd laugh to, except it would be a bit awkward to be in a public place.
xoxogossipgirl9 6
lmfao pretty funny, but he'll start to get annoyed by it when he's in public pretty soon
ariannaimelda 7
I did something like that except it was a wolf whistle and I attached it to my car's speakers and would play the sound whenever people walked by. Time well spent.
marinus_fml 20
Lighten the **** up OP. I would help him reach euphoria by sending him numerous texts just so he could hear it and be happy :) Jokes a side, FyL for being engaged to a kid
sxe_beast 11
I don't see the problem with a little immaturity. Being completely mature and serious 24/7 would be a dreadful way to live life. OP needs to lighten up and unbunch her ******* panties.
overthelimit 3
OP, if you dont want him ill take him :)
baseballplaya5 7
Ohh chill OP
Mysanitywins 10
Kid at heart? Have fun OP. It's life. Make the best out of it. Even the little things. :D
iAmScrubs 19
Nobody is too old to have a fart text message tone.