Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "Uh-huh," "Not too bad," and "Yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Poor guy just needed and excuse for his premature ejaculation...
Ladiesman247 0
3 years too long soul sister :)
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Comments (168)
jayaysee 0
Why would u wait 3 years....?!?!.... U could see it if u were waiting to get married...
poostool 5
Waiting til marriage is more retarded than a 3rd 21st chromosome. What if she waited til after marriage to discover that they're sexually incompatible? Then she's stuck with 2 minute hero forever.
rein 8
#25: not everyone shares your views. so either you stfu or learn to respect other peoples' opinions.
aruam365 24
Maybe you should listen to the last sentence in your post!
ReynshineCutting 10
There's nothing wrong with waiting. To most people there are way more important things than sex so compatibility issues aren't the end of the world.
jayaysee 0
Why would u wait 3 years....?!?!.... U could see it if u were waiting to get married...
sandmancometh 3
Not good. Unless he's 70.
NoLimitzzGaming 7
Give him another chance or move on! it will get better over time! (:
False_Stupidity 42
Exactly, practice lots to build up his stamina.. It's a good aerobic sexercise :)
leadsails320 0
well I mean, it is hard work.
sporkman 0
Sneak him some good ol' roids. He'll probably be able to last 6 minutes then
bullrider92 19
then in six years his balls will be so shriveled he will never be able to have sex again.
NerdyKink 7
YDI simply because I had to wait over 4 years till I had sex with my girlfriend, and we had half a dozen more problems than you, yet our FML was rejected and YOURS was accepted.
RubiksCubeIsLife 4
What was your FML story?
Jimboom 12
Dump the zero and get with a Hero. There are plenty of guys out there who will try make every time like the first time (minus the potential pain and/or blood of course). Sounds like this loser of a guy would rather have a quick wank and get back to playing Wow or Halo or whatever then spend the time and effort to please you.
xk75 4
Agreed and since it only lasted 2 minutes, the op can pretend it never happened and share her special moment with a REAL man in the future (hopefully not 3 more YEARS though, unless op is still very young)
liquidSELECT 0
Tell him next time to rub one out before hell last longer
bullrider92 19
she didn't say he only lasted 2 minutes before cumming.she said he quit after 2 minutes like it was too much work.
dramaa 0
Maybe he is gay