Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
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lostandconfused9 12
Sounds like he's got a bright future
gosh_mate 30
It's good to have goals haha Sometimes in this day and age I wouldn't mind something like this too actually (not quite this extreme though)
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Comments (38)
gosh_mate 30
It's good to have goals haha Sometimes in this day and age I wouldn't mind something like this too actually (not quite this extreme though)
gosh_mate 30
Edit: was going to say: actually in this stressful day and age
Saikon1357 25
My plan is a compound in the forest miles away from a city so that light pollution doesn't obscure the stars but I still have high speed internet
lostandconfused9 12
Sounds like he's got a bright future
lightningclicks 24
I VISIT THIS WEBSITE EVERYDAY FOR COMMENTS LIKE THIS
ztodaro 25
ydi
Jord_Fox 14
What is he hoping something amazing will happen?
brenton490 19
Yup to see less stupid people. But unfortunately even a light house won't fix that well unless you on a rock in middle of the sea.
mergeterge 24
Hey, there is a job for everyone! People still live in old lighthouses and maintain them because some are considered historical monuments... Sounds pretty neat to me!
ethan827 6
#lifegoals
kiki1705 20
If theres an internet connection, why not?
SecundusSecunda 27
As long as it's not Frostflow lighthouse
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Agreed. The things in there can ALL die in a Flame Cloak.
AmericanBadAss 21
Looks like you aren't in his future. At least now you know not to waste your time on date number two. Haha - number two. Yeah, even old guys find fecal humor funny. :-)
rattyrayvn 21
If he wants to live alone...why is he dating? Maybe he wants a girlfriend who will come visit his lighthouse once a week...