Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
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Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. to my cat biting my face. This isn’t the first time this has happened. I’m pretty sure if I die in my sleep, she’ll eat me. FML
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
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Welshite 40
It wasn't to ensure you were alive. She was testing to see if you were dead. I've heard freshly deceased human is a kitten's favorite meal.
FlamingColor 30
Awww it's just showing that it loves you! And on the bright side it's a kitten so that means little painless bites, I'd hope xD
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Comments (62)
kristinjeaneen 21
Well...at least she cares enough to make sure you're still alive.
ztodaro 25
Okay? And?
LMF4 7
Haha honestly my cat does this every night anyways ?
born_hustla 26
Tale of a caring kitty!
great_nate 26
Why are you complaining? That's adorable.
sherman77 5
I don't think the kitten was biting you face just to see if you were alive...
zehtinyapple 17
I wish mine would do that, instead they attack my eyelashes every time that I blink.
mssileas 25
And hopefully that was the night YOU decided it would sleep on your bed no longer.
iwantasoda 16
Sorry, but you deserve it! It's a kitten, you had to know the shenanigans she'd get up to!
rinzlerkitty94 31
As annoying as that must be, it's kinda sweet that she cares about you.