Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. to my cat biting my face. This isn’t the first time this has happened. I’m pretty sure if I die in my sleep, she’ll eat me. FML
Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
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Welshite 40
It wasn't to ensure you were alive. She was testing to see if you were dead. I've heard freshly deceased human is a kitten's favorite meal.
FlamingColor 30
Awww it's just showing that it loves you! And on the bright side it's a kitten so that means little painless bites, I'd hope xD
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Comments (62)
soulreaper12296 28
That's ok OP, one morning my kitten reached out and slapping me in the face with his paw for no reason. I opened my eyes and looked at him, and he's just laying there looking at me like "Oh, did I do that?".
Wishe 17
Maybe you snore and she didn't like it :p
whybotherliving 11
At least it cares.
guttedbrit 26
this is so adorable. I'm sure waking up that often is inconvenient but looking at their cute, fluffy faces means they get away with so much!
otakupowers 7
If its really bothering you, use a animal kennel to keep her off your bed and safe.
countryb_cth 38
This is the exact opposite of a problem.
LegitTorture 18
I feel ya. My cat tho, likes to wake me up by snuggling my butt
Mortimer14 9
Mine will stick his cold wet nose into my ear, or will slide his whiskers up my nose. Both have been successful in waking me up from a deep sleep. He then gets his ears scratched and we fall back asleep.
PackardBell_fml 19
It loves you :3
moonlight77 28
Wow OP. I wish my cat (points to the picture) was that loveable! I call her the demon cat. Try to pick her up and you can be assured you will be bit, scratched, and hissed at not once, but multiple times; before jumping and attacking your face. Consider yourself lucky OP.