Today, my younger brother brought home his new bagpipes. My older brother plays the drums. I'm currently preparing to sit the most important exams of my schooling life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, during one of my final exams at university, the police academy across from the class decided to practice their marching. With the full band of bagpipes. For the entire 3 hours. I have a headache verging on migraine and start humming the marching beat occasionally. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
Today, my flute broke. I have an exam coming tomorrow and all repair shops are closed. I guess I’ll have to lose £150. FML
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML
Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML
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hott15 0
Go to the library? or somewhere quiet?
megapeyt 17
Noise canceling headphones. They solve everything.
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hott15 0
Go to the library? or somewhere quiet?
Keyman1212 14
Or shoot your siblings... That's pretty reasonable right??
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Your brothers are going to be re founders of the next AC/DC and you're going to balance their books. I don't see how you lose.
enonymous 9
This is going to be the most Incredible Band EVER. I've got my Ukalale ready man.. LETS ROCK IT
flockz 20
**** that im bringing my triangle.
enonymous 9
Now we just need the Cowbell musician
Keyman1212 14
I've got a fever...
porp1 4
The SAT?
drawmesunshine 17
How 'bout a little theremin? Oh yeah!
False_Stupidity 42
I've got a kazoo!
zachherbert 10
I don't know about the cowbell, but I play a mean goat bell.
nerdface89 2
you know #58, it may come as a shock to you, but there are other exams in this world other than the SAT, and other countries other than America. Just sayin...
TheCylonmaster 3
Who the hell plays bagpipes???
TheCylonmaster 3
25 - "I need more cowbell!" I love that SNL skit
dre_bro11 12
63, amen to that. It is probably the HSC if OP is in year 12, the final exam one does at high school in Australia for anyone wondering.
rallets 23
"most important exams of your schooling life?" dude, chill out
tj4234 36
#63. Australia isn't in America.
MagicallyFat 12
Yeah I'd go to a park somewhere nice. Relax and study. Or just ask them nicely. You never know
EvilPotato 15
Never know what? The mean of applesauce.
False_Stupidity 42
The meaning of crispy bacon?
Lostinspacealone 0
Study to the bagpipes they are fun and loud like your mother on your dad, to put a weird picture in your head. :)
megapeyt 17
Noise canceling headphones. They solve everything.
white16sox 19
So do libraries in this situation
Fruit_Dealer 9
You can do everything suggested above. Or get your brothers to practie somewhere else. I'm sure they'll understand.
echosong 16
practie
perdix 31
Get our your didgeridoo and rock out with your bros! Family is more important than any stupid grades.
tylersign 11
Drums and bagpipes. Interesting music to rock out to.
perdix 31
I went to my local Highland Games. There, I heard a rock band with a bagpipe. That was great. Too bad Big Country never got the recognition they deserved. By the way, haggis sucks. If you eat that, you might as well go ahead and look at the Blue Waffle.
iBanana 17
Perdix just got some -'s? What's wrong with you people
tj4234 36
#36. You didn't eat it on your own did you? O_o. You're supposed to eat it with neeps (turnip) and tatties (potato, better if it's mashed). Also carrot mixed in with the turnip. That's what burns supper is. You don't eat Haggis on it's own :L. source: I'm Scottish.
tj4234 36
#36: You didn't eat Haggis on it's own did you? O_o. You're supposed to mix it in with neeps (turnip), carrot, and mashed tatties (potato). That's what burns supper is. But yeah, don't eat it on it's own :L. Source: I'm Scottish. Edit; my comment above never went through first time >.>. It came through the system after I posted this one.
tingway 4
just talk to them, they'd probably understand. or study elsewhere
LakersFanatiC 3
Go study somewhere else. Problem solved.
mistersheezy 7
Go study at one of your friends' house.
NoNotTheFace 8
Kick your younger brother's bagpipes. If you know what I mean. Rub your nutsack on your older brother's drumset. I'M GONNA RUB MY NUTSACK ON YOUR DRUMSET. If you get the reference then you win at life.
yamatelle 19
"I tea-bagged your drum set" "You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." I love Step Brothers
chickenwalrus 14
JOHN STAMOS!!!!
fruitmasterpuff 2
"I can sing the 80s and the 90s, its like masterbating in a time machine."
TylerOMFG 7
Why are you so sweaty? I was watching cops. LMFAO
showdaddy46 0
Well my drumset is a he so that makes you gay. He had the craziest look in his eye. There is blood everywhere!
nerdface89 2
For the record, jokes/references are a lot funnier if you don't ask everyone if they get it afterwards
HelloCaleb 4
step bros:(
sweettpie129 11
Oh Step Brothers best movie ever!
LadyGorgeous 4
Taking the Os?