Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
You're not supposed to eat it
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
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flyingflies 36
I'll make the assumption that you only expose your ass to the sun when you sunbathe, so YDI for not using protection against the sun.
WCARlover 35
Maybe you should have covered them?
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Comments (36)
WCARlover 35
Maybe you should have covered them?
Wizardo 34
I guess some things can be too cheeky.
DrafteeSelf 24
This pun has nothing to do with the FML though
flyingflies 36
I'll make the assumption that you only expose your ass to the sun when you sunbathe, so YDI for not using protection against the sun.
PePziNL 20
Hehehe, ass-umption...
Guy1009 15
I've been sunburned on the bum because the waves kept knocking my shorts down.
extrasnipes 22
Damn girl you're ass is really hot
FML_HelloItsMe 15
*your
PackardBell_fml 19
Why are there so many retards in this world who don't understand context?
ezrocks4u 29
It puts the sunscreen on it's buns or it gets the sunburn again!
YoloWhiteRSA 20
Ouch. Goodluck OP
its_hereditary 7
Pics or it didn't happen.
Cerebral_Origami 5
You beat me to it! :)
PackardBell_fml 19
nobody cares
gracehi 33
I too hate pants.
aGMAELSTR0M 10
It's called "mooning" for a reason, OP. Showing your ass to the sun is just asking for it. Didn't your mother teach you anything?
Mynamewontfi 40
The tale of the sun burning the moon. A real classic.