great_nate

Mr Northampton, PA 54 years-old In a relationship

M…… 5 June 2024, 20:00 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Avoidance technique

Today, two days before our vacation, I caught my wife coaching our six year-old son how to fake nightmares, so he could sleep in our bed every night. I now understand why we never have sex on vacation. FML

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Anonymous 7 April 2024, 06:00 Fredericksburg, United States

Road rage

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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