Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML
Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
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bob7up 5
Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)
redbluegreen 41
It is not very effective. OP fainted.
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Comments (263)
trucker67 10
Inconvient erection ? There is no such thing , trust me when you get older you pray for an erection and when they do come its a glorious occasion. Convient or not , you will want to use it .
buildajay 4
She should let you squirtle all over them jigglypuff
syraxthered 5
OP, you have seen too much hentai, and thus should have seen where the situation was going. FYL/YDI
gussyman 0
Pikaboner?
Branflakes78 13
thats sad! get a life!
THE_A_TEEN 28
OP is at his girlfriend's house. That's enough proof that he has a life. Unless you think having a girlfriend equals no life.
chunkyforever 0
metapod. use harden
TwiztedYuri 9
nothing wrong with being a fantacy closet furry
1094568 1
Think of chainsaw cutting your penis off...it might help you get rid of it.
XanderJayNix 17
Why has nobody made a Rule34 comment??
Astroman129 7
Assuming the Pokemon wasn't jynx, you're okay.