Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, during an important music audition, I fudged everything up and forgot half the lyrics of the song I was performing, so I just sort of tailed off into embarrassed silence on stage. It was an original song, I wrote the lyrics myself. All the lady could say was, "Good luck next year, dear." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
davecross 11
Rookie move always bring a brand new marker if you want to get something signed
RichardPencil 32
You met your favorite singer! That should be the thrill! Are you ever going to forget that? I met Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, and he signed my tennis racquet (long story) with a Sharpie. It eventually rubbed off, but guess what, I met friggin’ Scott Adams!!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (11)
davecross 11
Rookie move always bring a brand new marker if you want to get something signed
yeongji 31
Agreed! To be on the safe side, it is better to bring two. Test them out before you leave the house.
Ric Gray 10
it's just an autograph. if you stood in line for an hour to spend twenty seconds with them, you deserved it for wasting your time in line instead of enjoying the experience. if you ran into them outside of a concert environment you deserved for being a douche and bugging them with your celebrity worship. and either way you need to forget about autographs, and start living
Lisa McComb 10
is someone jealous?
RichardPencil 32
You met your favorite singer! That should be the thrill! Are you ever going to forget that? I met Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, and he signed my tennis racquet (long story) with a Sharpie. It eventually rubbed off, but guess what, I met friggin’ Scott Adams!!!
gar2014 23
Don't worry I'm sure Celine Dion will be back so you can get your titanic CD signed again
Dave_Davington 34
I know it sucks, but hey, there's every chance you may run into Rebecca Black again at some point.
DanielleinDC 34
Aww. Was it a planned meeting? Was it your marker or hers? If it was yours, next time give the marker a test scrawl before you ask someone to use it.
Michal Rysanek 3
FYL if the marker was hers. YDI if the marker was yours.
ellyhan 11
Who still uses CDs?
Rip_money 14
Who the **** still use cd’s????