Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML
Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
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bob7up 5
Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)
redbluegreen 41
It is not very effective. OP fainted.
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Comments (263)
anythingmustbe 18
Gotta bang em all...
acidbass 7
You know Pokemon was Sorta sexy back in the day.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm confused as to how an erection at your girlfriend's house could be "inconvenient." My only guess is that her parents were home, she was on her period, or you're both virgins. Otherwise, I can't imagine why you'd try to get rid of it. But I'm a female so I guess it's a guy thing (though I've never known a guy who tried to get an erection down by thinking of something nonsexual rather than just jerking it).
LifelessStars 22
it's happens to most boys nowadays
frshprince305 0
You were probably thinking gotta catch em all
johngaltmovement 8
Go see a divtor
iHateHippiesToo 6
"Inconvenient Erection"... Sounds like an Al Gore movie.
pigbilly 0
How is this a FML?
Minnesota_Chelse 0
You got an erection at your girlfriends house and didn't even attempt at the opportunity to have sex? Something is wrong with you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I wanna be the very best, than no one ever was...