Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my wife, so I walked into our room naked, but then whacked myself in the nuts with the door handle as I attempted to close it. She can't stop laughing, and I can't sit down. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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Top comments
ScratchCatPower 32
FMLs that state that someone else "thought it would be funny" to do something to OP tend to automatically be an FYL.
bdub42 8
Seeing as you were meeting her parents, I don't really understand her logic behind that? I would assume she would want them to like you? Either way, I'm sure they will forget about it, sorry though OP!
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Comments (65)
Roskosity 22
Yikes! Hopefully you had a sense of humor about it!
nix1993 41
It's not really OP's sense of humour that matters in this situation...
BoneCollector 16
They're gonna have a hard time getting over this as well as wishing they could bleach their brains.... Sorry ? couldn't pass on that one
ScratchCatPower 32
FMLs that state that someone else "thought it would be funny" to do something to OP tend to automatically be an FYL.
teentee401 37
Or YDI if it was OP's idea.
lux0rd 18
@ #23 "I can hear your dad outside that door. Give me a handjob quick!" Yeah I'm guessing this wasn't his idea
theusediscool 26
I think #23 means if someone posts an FML where THE OP says they "thought it would be funny" to do something, then they would typically get a YDI.
TacoloverSWE 23
Also if an FML says someone tried to show off or impress someone it tends to be a YDI
Steve95401 49
The time to worry is when she grabs your junk and you don't get a hard on.
almost_there44 26
Don't worry, your parents have seen your "junk" before. Anyways, while it is embarrassing, I'm sure it'll pass and your parents won't be thinking about your penis while they're cutting their steaks.
ohthebloodygore 16
Her parents, idiot. Hopefully her parents haven't seen his "junk".
almost_there44 26
Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I totally read that wrong and tried to edit my comment but it didn't work. I immediately saw that it was her parents and not his. But this is FML, I've seen worse.
ohthebloodygore 16
Nice story, idiot.
Tripartita 45
Oh, awesome, I've always wished FML had a Dwight Shrute, #9.
Arkham_Callabero 15
#9 why are you being a d*** about it mistakes happen, like you for example
almost_there44 26
Take your anger out on something more productive. I admitted I made a mistake. Don't act like you've never read something incorrectly. Anyway, why am I explaining myself to you? You're just another bitter person on the Internet. Have a great day.
H4H 15
No need to be an ass, he apologized for his mistake
psychoIogical 12
#7... you're a bitch.
SirPidles 7
I'm sorry but this is really funny. Glad you corrected it but I do things like this all the time... XD as for the OP I'm glad I'm not the only one this has happened to. SOME girls think it's funny but it makes your life hell on the recieving end.
bdub42 8
Seeing as you were meeting her parents, I don't really understand her logic behind that? I would assume she would want them to like you? Either way, I'm sure they will forget about it, sorry though OP!
Nyattack 14
I'm pretty positive they will NOT forget about it though, that's not the type of thing people tend to forget... OP will probably have to live with this !
rjc490 29
They'll never forget!
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Well, since she's the one that knows them, perhaps she knows they'd find it funny, and just laugh it off? Just spit balling ideas.
Hamden824 23
That sucks OP. Hope she makes it up to you.
Mathalamus 25
why do people always do things they think is funny, but is actually much less than funny? good thing i have no sense of humor when it comes to those. would it be funny if you did it to her, for example? no. it wouldn't. so she should not do it to you.
Mathalamus 25
downvoted for that? nice to know no one else shares my opinion.
nonsensical 26
If she got a boner right before his parents came out, the situation would be a totally different story
Tripartita 45
A story fit for some very niche ****. Whoops, I accidentally added an "h" to that adjective.
EpicLeeGames 12
If SHE got a hard on then she should probably see a doctor...
sleepyolivia 14
"Doctor, help, I have a dick that I haven't noticed on my body for all my life!"
MitchRapp 20
Looks like it was a "Hard" meeting.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
She wanted to make sure her parents knew he was a stand up guy.
captainsmegma 12
So very nice to meet you. Please make yourselves at home while I bone your daughter.
chosha_fml 27
She was being pretty disrespectful to her parents, as well as embarrassing you, OP. Not funny at all.
socialproduct 19
Seems like one of those situations where you just have to roll with it. Confidently shake her parents hands and say "I'm very excited to finally meet you!"