mavrick127
Atlanta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Freud would have field day
Today, I was about to hook up with my crush, but he turned out to have a micro penis and couldn’t even get it hard. Then I woke up. I can’t even get laid properly in my dreams. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great
Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all that, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Anonymous
Newtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML
brokedick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
jswag2004
Elgin, United States
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
suosi
Indianapolis, United States
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
le_evan
Los Angeles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Time waster
Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML
tequilashot
Porto Alegre, Brazil 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
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kelciimackk 24
life's hard when you're not
Idontevenknowwhattoput 4
Due to some of the comments that are like a true man this and whatever, I just want to tell you guys that bodies aren't perfect. Just because you were given a random mass of cells one day doesn't mean you know how to control it. And there is nothing wrong with admitting that. Op didn't mess up, and there is nothing he could do. The stress of liking someone, and wanting to impress them and make sure it was perfect probably just got in the way. Honestly that's kind of adorable that he liked her that much, so stop being hard on him! As a female myself I'd like to say that there is nothing wrong with what happened, and if she likes him it shouldn't be a problem! Things happen! It doesn't make him "any less of man" or crap.
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kelciimackk 24
life's hard when you're not
Clint_Westwood_fml 10
Been there, done that. Happens to the best of us, my friend. All you can do is try to relax and go with the flow. Here's hoping round 2 will go better for you ;)
RichardPencil 32
You're not "the best of us." The best of us always get it up when we get the golden opportunity to have sex with a crush.
inuyokai52 9
It's a generic saying, and it doesn't imply he thinks of himself as being among the best. He's saying that a lot of people find it difficult when nervous, and to not feel bad about it. Don't be a jerk as well as being ignorant.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you're going to have to find someone you don't like to have sex with.
Idontevenknowwhattoput 4
It's probably just because of the pressure and nervousness because you like them! Don't let it get you down! Also, if they are the kind of person you want to have a relationship with, it shouldn't be a deal breaker by any means. You should tell them how much you like them, and that it made it difficult for *that* to happen! If it affects things, well you dodge a bullet. Keep your head up op!~
ManUtdFan743 21
Been there before. Not with a crush but someone I found attractive. What I've learned to do about it is please her enough through other means to make her want more. Get a second chance. Try again.
Idontevenknowwhattoput 4
Due to some of the comments that are like a true man this and whatever, I just want to tell you guys that bodies aren't perfect. Just because you were given a random mass of cells one day doesn't mean you know how to control it. And there is nothing wrong with admitting that. Op didn't mess up, and there is nothing he could do. The stress of liking someone, and wanting to impress them and make sure it was perfect probably just got in the way. Honestly that's kind of adorable that he liked her that much, so stop being hard on him! As a female myself I'd like to say that there is nothing wrong with what happened, and if she likes him it shouldn't be a problem! Things happen! It doesn't make him "any less of man" or crap.
Lalala579121 28
Yeah, stop being hard on him like he wasn't hard on her.
qteabutt 12
Hopefully she'll understand, the best thing to do in that situation is to relax and have fun. Next time will be better!
ElusiveMee 6
In the end, no one really got f'd here. Don't be so hard, errr soft, on yourself.
Diamond_don 18
That's a bad day
cuz803 46
Times are hard with first time jitters