Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML
Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML
Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
bob7up 5
Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)
redbluegreen 41
It is not very effective. OP fainted.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (263)
pokefan813 16
I mean female gardevoir can be kinda hot... I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!
Zarcissa 34
Gardevoir is always female. Gallade is the male counterpart.
smallsmerry123 5
Those games were the ****
JustAGuy107 0
Why not try BDSM?
ThatLooksSticky 16
I think "An Inconvenient Erection" will be the title of my first book.
MrBoredomioo 18
A best seller in the making
oliviaalexandria 3
you lurk mudkips?
puppie406 23
METAPOD USE HARDEN!!!!! LOL, the only comment I could think of XD
drawmyhearton_fml 3
Pokésexual~ ;D
ElricMustang 23
Pokémon is a perverted game with subliminal messages. Your penis knows it, but your brain doesn't.
nedelife 3
OP, I bet you aren't the only one who gets hard by the thought of Pokemon. Besides that, OP has made my life. By far the best fml ever! So ******* nerdy!
Calyx_fml 22
There is no such thing as an inconvenient erection at your girlfriend's house.
howrudoin 11
Jus think Dead puppies dead puppies dead puppies...always works for me when a hard on needs to die, or just tug it up your waist band/belt area lol
SwaggerMelon 6
Dead puppies turn me on.
MrBoredomioo 18
Coming from a C+H character named SwaggerMelon, I'm not too surprised.