zingle af
🌶️ Spicy
Erection for Protection
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
clash
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Nutty
Today, i discovered I can only get an erection in the presence of a real woman. My days of busting nuts alone are over. Except I don't have a girlfriend. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
One track mind
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
fuckit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
the long distance guy
Waterbury, United States
Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML
Wow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stimulating
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
PixiXOXO
Birker?d, Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Everybody has a body
Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML
mavrick127
Atlanta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Top comments
CrusnikRoxas 20
Don't worry, man. We all know the feeling of being a little....dick-pressed. ;)
ncparry 18
Dude. That really sucks....
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ncparry 18
Dude. That really sucks....
Glowworm56 27
Yeah, you might want to put a glove on that.
CrusnikRoxas 20
Don't worry, man. We all know the feeling of being a little....dick-pressed. ;)
RichardPencil 32
You’d better break down and buy some. Without a jimmy hat, it’ll be hard to find someone who’ll let you use that rock-solid erection.
Talented73 54
Yep, that's a boner-fide FML! If you get a female partner, don't.... rubber the wrong way.
stayydomii 21
Hppefully you aren't a 2 pump chump when sex does occur. In all seriousness, let's hope you get laid soon OP.
RichardPencil 32
Condoms reduce sensation. He might rise to the rank of a 5- or 6-pump chump* *provided he doesn’t cum on his hand when putting it on.
jenjen53 7
I can relate. However , happens to women too. It's been 3 years for me... and I'm married!