Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
That's F'ed up on so many levels. Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.
pokemonchick14 12
If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.
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Comments (146)
ThatOneDrummer 8
Ha, that was a clever plan.
little_one 20
That makes sense go out with the psycho boss that's causing your girlfriend to work so much..... I would have told my boss I am unable to work and if that was a problem I would quit. Shitty boss, and a misunderstanding boyfriend, lucky you.
Outhouse_Pete 4
time to go blu cantrell on his ass.
PhishloverA 14
So you're dating her?
lndala 15
Please read the FML again. I think you misunderstood it.
lincolnick4 19
If he was so willing to leave you, this probably just saved you from a worse breakup down the road. What an asshole he is
thatnucca 36
That's some serious fuckery and abuse of power... Smdh...
lowshadows 21
what a manipulative bitch. may her soul rot away in Hell.
Tim2415 16
Clever idea, but a dick move..
baconstrip103 11
Bitch much.
Setareh23 34
While I understand no one likes feeling as if their partner values their job more than them, if your boyfriend knows how manipulative she was and still left you for her then he is an ass. Fyl OP, they're not worth your time anyways.