Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
That's F'ed up on so many levels. Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.
pokemonchick14 12
If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.
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Comments (146)
jamnglamgirlie 17
Normally I don't think people should be violent, but in this case I'll make an exception. I want you to quit then as soon as what's done is done you jump over her desk and rip her hair out. Literally.
anon_e_m00se 8
So, you're single now? *wink wink* *giggity giggity*
ileenefudge 29
Your boss is one of those stupid ****** who have nothing better to do than to hit on and take guys that are already taken even though there are plenty of single guys around to go out with them. I know how it feels except it was a fellow employee that got too close to my son and his dad, and needless to say he decided to be with her. shouldn't you be able to report her to someone higher up about this?
IzzyIzebel323 13
what the hell is wrong with the world, trust doesn't exsist anymore how sad
implastikz 7
kick his ass outta your place
theatre91 4
Get ride of your boss l. Cement blocks and a river
DeadlyFart 6
All is fair in love an war
Jodiannnnn 4
am I the only one wondering if this person is a boy or girl? the boss, "her" got the boyfriend "him" to break up with this person
horrorshowAlex 8
Not sure what's confusing to you. It's written by a woman (as specified below the FML) whose boss is a woman and suceeded in stealing OP's boyfriend.
horrorshowAlex 8
# 1 hardest FML for apparently everyone else in the world to decipher. it are.
cptverderosa 11
What a c@$#!