Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my “best friend” threw me under the bus and got me fired from my job, possibly getting charges pressed against me. She told on me for sweethearting (ringing up one item when she'd bought multiple items) her, all because I’m dating a guy she likes. She didn’t even tell me she liked him. FML
Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
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nzkristy 0
He is obviously to immature to understand the importance of having the correct amount of money in the till and the fact you have to do your job and properly to. You will find someone with the same mentality no doubt and will be better off without the other guy.
Rayn4u_fml 0
No way! You should've taken more money out and mentioned to your boss he was stealing out of the till. If you'd done that you'd be rid of him, still have a job, and have some extra spending money.
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R3B3L 0
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Reyo 2
OP: Now do you know why they shun upon workspace relationships? I hope you learn from this experience...though you should've known already.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
I would lie and get your job back.
leero 0
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YDI for dating an immature asshole
nzkristy 0
He is obviously to immature to understand the importance of having the correct amount of money in the till and the fact you have to do your job and properly to. You will find someone with the same mentality no doubt and will be better off without the other guy.
cacheson 42
And the computer any will no doubt find a supervisor who will be harder on him than she was, so he screwed up his own life too.
perdix 31
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You should have quietly added the 40 bucks out of your own pocket to keep the honey flowing. If I'm dicking my female boss, I'd expect her to cover up my failings, not rat me out. Now, I'll bet he wants nothing to do with an unemployed hosebag. Am I right or am I right or am I right?
Rayn4u_fml 0
No way! You should've taken more money out and mentioned to your boss he was stealing out of the till. If you'd done that you'd be rid of him, still have a job, and have some extra spending money.
kariface 0
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You probably suck in bed. It happens to people in Washington.
doodlepupp 6
Ass.
telli164 30
#8. Yeah that's totally it. Hit the nail on the head with that one...
perdix 31
It's tattle-TALE. And why are you picking on short people?
perdix 31
It originally said "tattle-tail" but the grammar police quietly fixed it and made me look stupid.
Vanni 0
I'm sorry. :-)
perdix 31
Maybe you guys could put a notation that a post was edited so everyone can be right. I normally don't point out errors like this, but the difference between "tattle-tail" and "tattle-tale" is way beyond a mere typo, it's a conceptual FAIL. I'm just trying to prevent those fights where someone sees the original version, points out the error and then someone who sees the corrected version writes, "It clearly says. . ." Love the work your doing. Keep it up.
Vonuc 0
Well, if the grammar police were here, then they should of spelled it right. Tattletale. No hyphen.Tattle-tale is not a word.
cefarix 5
If the grammar police were really here, and not just some pretenders, then they would know that "should of" makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. It should be "should have." Seriously, how the hell do you even think of "should of"?
Vonuc 0
Well, dude, I'm not the grammar police. That's obvious. You should of known that.
cefarix 5
What does "should of" mean?
weinerdog 2
amen - I knew someone should HAVE pointed that out
alterationartist 7
The dude's a prick, and you should be glad you're rid of him, if short a job. Nobody mature over the age of 10 uses the term "tattle-tail". I've seen even 11 year olds make the switch to "snitch". Plus there probably wasn't too much to your relationship to break it off like that. You should do what my sister does and get one of your female friends to go in and claim he harassed her.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That would actually make her worse than her ex-boyfriend if she did that, and your sister sounds like a disgusting excuse for a human if she has somebody falsely accused of harassment just because he was an asshole and didn’t actually harass her.
dudeitsdanny 10
She should have also reported herself for violating what seems to be a rule. OP: YD the firing But FYL for getting dumped over this. Was he fired also?
Luckster 0
Wait a minute....how come YOU got fired...but he didn't?
Mr_Eated 0
...because she was management and he wasn't. He could sue for sexual harassment over being fired now. As management, she should have known better and exercised proper judgement, and protected her company from potential liability. They were right to can her. But the guy is still a douchebag, and I'm sure they'll find a way to get rid of him soon. They have to do it in a way that doesn't look retalliatory or anything.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Dudes like this raise the red flag for being an immature bag of shit the moment any conflict between you arises, and this couldn't have been the first one. Should've dumped him then. If you have any possessions at his place, or any naughty photos, the spiteful acts aren't over yet.