Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML
Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
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Top comments
joawmeens 7
"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard... "We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"
XxXCrissyXxX 12
I guess it was a little too secret.
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Comments (69)
badgirl00069 19
creepy
MzZombicidal 36
What a well thought-out comment!
golden_warrior 23
What? This not true romance? Damn, no wonder I keep getting restraining orders
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Well of course it's not a well thought out comment, she doesn't have a head! Makes it really hard to think without your head.
wlddog 14
She needs to use this to her advantage. Tell him secrets cost extra, and you like cash.
JACKxRAWR 22
Not gonna lie, I died a little inside when I read #1's profile. :/
Glitter_taco_ 10
First comment on this post and you just wrote "creepy" wtf
SmilieAKD 20
Thanks because of you I looked at her profile.
Lystune42 8
I kind of hate you for making me check out #1's profile too.
Queensland 27
Well at least if you need the job back, he'll give it to you? Among trying to give you 'other' things..... But look on the bright side, right?
svalaedgren 18
Exactly. And I'm sure OP would be promoted as well. I wouldn't want to put up that "secret relationship" anyway though.
JACKxRAWR 22
#5, I'm sick of our relationship being secret. I'm pregnant.
thatkidhesh 11
I feel a visit to the office by a muscular man impersonating your boyfriend could have helped more than quitting.
XxXCrissyXxX 12
I guess it was a little too secret.
DerrickJames 33
I see many law suits in his future.
joawmeens 7
"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard... "We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"
Damian95 16
I've smelled her pillow case, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
fluffypigeon 8
#49- I'm pretty sure that makes you secret married
Kc1001 14
Twilight anybody?
xsilentxninjax 10
That is very creepy.
Pwn17 25
He was probably in it a year or two longer than you were.
Mmkay1515 21
You're a really good secret keeper!
fishstick557 14
Ya I have this girlfriend, we love each other but she has no idea ;)
Futacy 30
Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly…
Al3xv3l92 24
whoa so many secrets.
tanekdrachonae 19
BOOM brainsplosion!
Ambiguous404 6
36- that comment should have been kept as a secret
Niz_DD 14
Secretception
thatnucca 36
Can't wait for it to rain lawsuits on his secretive ass...