Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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Top comments
nerbian 0
1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.
jeninabe 0
maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.
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jeninabe 0
maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.
jts924 0
yea I'm near the top!!
pajamurao 0
holy crap!! I was just about to say that!!
vitaminsandminer 0
hahaha wow that sucks you really need to start making some phone calls to sort that out
jaymers 3
you should fight it if it wasn't you. i've had similar things happen before, like getting a ticket for speeding when i wasn't even driving anywhere near where they said i was. someone probably made a mistake.
Go_for_it 0
Dude that's awful. What if there's evidence against you too, lol.
uhwhiteguy 0
If there was evidence then he must of done it...
nerbian 0
1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.
Daevas 18
I'm glad that I know this now, before it happens to me.
lexi_lu 0
yeah seriously..im usually not one to call these posts fake ( even though im sure some are ) but yeah DUI is like uhh jail time, you wouldnt have a license and the last i checked they dont mail you tickets unless they are for going through red lights that have cameras or going through a toll booth without paying..but hey what do i know, maybe your life just suckss
deadheadamerican 0
It sounds fishy enough but i know from experience that first time offenders dont serve any time in jail, you can lose your licesense but it's different in every state. Same thing with tickets, its different in every state
mfbabyyy 0
lol i live in maryland im pretty sure they go insane here over drunk driving, but that totally sucks, try to prove you never were in maryland or something so you dont have to pay that 200 fine.
mfbabyyy 0
its possible to get the license plate mixed up too right? maybe someone here was close to yours, and thats why they mailed it to you.. referring to the comment above from lexi_lu.
xtremelifter 0
really not that big a deal unless you actually get arrested for it which very likely isn't gonna be the consequence for not doing something