Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
I can't catch a break
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Fancy seeing you here
Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
If I said that OP was being literally redundant, would that be literally redundant?
RichardPencil 32
Is there figuratively an only person in town who is an ex-boyfriend, or are you just using “literally” for literally no reason?
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RichardPencil 32
Is there figuratively an only person in town who is an ex-boyfriend, or are you just using “literally” for literally no reason?
BurnInDemonFire 39
It literally hurt my head to read.
jbuckets_404 39
If I said that OP was being literally redundant, would that be literally redundant?
MaltWarrior 32
Might have hired him to make him feel better, since he’s the only person to ever be dumped in your town. Now that’s a real FML.
mekiswrite 21
I hate to break it to you, but ex-boyfriends need jobs too.
Nhayaa 21
That's what happens when you always date the same kind of people... same jobs, same places...