Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
That's F'ed up on so many levels. Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.
pokemonchick14 12
If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.
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Comments (146)
Magicomoo 9
Some people can just be so nasty!! I am sorry OP, no one should ever be made to feel like that. I wish you luck and hope you find a better job, where the boss isnt a nasty person and you will find a better boyfriend!
TheMathMajor 26
Is your ex the one who wrote an FML a while back complaining about his girlfriend taking extra shifts? That would be something.
babeababe 16
Now try to take her job. Or get her fired for not working enough.
ezrajab 22
I remember reading that one!
jem970 19
So now you're dating your boss? .....Awkward.....
tj4234 36
1) Scroll up. 2) Read the FML. 3) Scroll down. 4) Read your comment again. 5) Hang your head in shame.
GolgiTendonOs 18
I'm baffled as to how you got that from this fml...
ThatOneDrummer 8
6) ??? 7) Profit.
SMHsohard 22
This was asked and answered several comments ago. Please read carefully and make sure you actually understand what was said before you hold yourself up to be pointed at and ridiculed
jem970 19
1. Didn't read all the comments 2. I read the FML and was kidding 3. I don't really care? This is FML. A few negative comments and thumbs down won't kill me 4. **** off 5. Have a nice day
tj4234 36
6. STFU
perdix 31
Nice name, not only IS your boss an ass, butt she also HAS a better one than you, as determined by a one-judge panel consisting of your ex-boyfriend. I wonder if he is why she hired you in the first place.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Not sure if that "butt" was a pun or a typo, but bravo regardless.
perdix 31
#57, it's a pun and thank you for not saying "irregardless!" :D
ecascio2010 9
What a bitch.
perdix 31
#43, agreed. But, you've gotta admit, she's a pretty clever bitch.
horrorshowAlex 8
To #44: I read your comment in the voice of the man from Jurassic Park: "Clever girl."
WhoDey22 2
Hoes will be hoes.
Late_night83 25
What a ****.
end_r_g 3
You hooked up with her ?
ThatOneDrummer 8
Read the FML very carefully before commenting.
stevothedevo 25
Your boss is a selfish *****