Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
That's F'ed up on so many levels. Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.
pokemonchick14 12
If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.
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Comments (146)
nanner42 13
Revenge time
zashed 9
I remember moderating this the other day… I feel really sorry for you, that sucks! But then again, if he would leave you like that he's nothing to have in the first place.
NurseAbi 10
What a bitch! Sorry OP.
onorexveritas 24
what a bitch. both of them!
Lex016 6
You are clearly better off. You no longer need to support his ass
invisibleFlower 10
That's so messed up!!! Forget them, they're not worth it!
RuskiManBearPig 4
To say that's ****** up is beyond an understatement. Your boyfriends a prick and your boss is a word some would be extremely offended by.
c4rpi0 20
Hopefully you didn't get fired after loosing your boyfriend too
stepymac 15
Report her to her higher ups for miss use of her position to mess with your private life
nickob96 25
What a bitch!! Your boyfriend still should of stayed faithful! I suggest finding a new job if you find working there uncomfortable.