Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss had to leave the house for a little while. She asked me to take any messages she got. I answered the phone and lady calling said she was returning her call about the opening for a nanny position. I'm the current nanny. I found out I'm being fired by the new nanny. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
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Top comments
mykbibby 0
Hey, at least the income will still be coming in to one of you, instead of to a complete stranger. You would've been fired no matter what, better it be your boyfriend replacing you.
rukusrazor 0
Well now it's your turn to just sit on the couch all day and play xbox, while HE is paying rent and working.
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Comments (57)
charlottex33 0
hahaha that sucks FYL
nahgemoohc 17
And looks like she'll be replacing you in the relationship.
MukyDaCookie 0
Wow! That really sucks Guess you weren't doing such a good job huh?
padlarf 14
What? A real FML? :O
quantumoftruth 0
Think of it as a new beginning. Use your new found free time to kill that ************'s entire family
Jiplo 18
A bit harsh there, are we?
OrdinaryMan_fml 0
You shoulda just let your bf to find his own job, YDI :)
toolman 0
if he knew it you should dump him. now.
celtics18 0
Holy shit you're retarded
mykbibby 0
Hey, at least the income will still be coming in to one of you, instead of to a complete stranger. You would've been fired no matter what, better it be your boyfriend replacing you.
kwbuzz23wk 0
#4 FTW!!!!
rannerbananer 8
Yeah I'm a little confused by #4's comment as well...? Lol what the heck???
blue8795 0
Agreeing with #7. They would've fired you either way, since they were obviously looking. If you're living with him, no net loss of money. Still, that sucks. A real FML.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Now your boyfriend can ride your case for not having a job. In the meantime he can insist you do the cleaning and cooking.