Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
That's F'ed up on so many levels. Time for you to find a new job and, apparently, a new boy friend.
pokemonchick14 12
If your boyfriend still decides to leave you after this is explained, he didn't need to stay your boyfriend anyway.
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Comments (146)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Report her to HR. Take solace in the fact their relationship will more than likely fail because relationships are built on trust and they both know the other devious. I believe a statistic stated that more than 90% of relationships that began in infidelity failed.
thejimler 9
Might be hard to report her to HR if she is the HR... and the owner in general if its a small business. If it is a small business you could hurt them by letting word get around that she forced an employee to work around the clock in order to seduce her boyfriend whilst she was busy. Nothing says payback like a ruined business and former friends and family disassociating with you.
FmyLifeFan001 8
mean but brilliant
Xotoolyxo 16
That's horrible! I'm sorry OP, you'll find a better bf who will appreciate you working so hard and hopefully a better boss too.
finch01 18
and now that she has him u will go back to normal hours
sassy2085 16
It is time to watch horrible bosses again it either make you feel better or empathize with the characters.
AlexiAwesome 10
You said it worked... Is it then fair to assume you are now dating your boss because of the heartbreak? :)
sig4life 18
Huh? I would read the post again because you misunderstood what happened.
foxtrousers 14
I'd be that spiteful ex that pokes holes in all their tires. "No, I couldn't have done it, I was working while you were banging my ex"
hand1234 10
What a bitch
outoftown 27
Bitch move, but you got lucky, OP. You have more money, and she has an asshole boyfriend who would leave a woman for her boss.
NellyFC35 19
Sweety don't stunt either one if those lozers!.....somebody better is out there for you and karma is out there for them....#smilesAllAround :-D
Ambience138 11
What the hell is a lozer? is that street for lozenge?