Lonely
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
44haley44
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Lonely Wanker
🌶️ Spicy
Cranking
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML
pornhastaughtmenothing
Tacoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Can't be bothered
Today, I realised just how lazy I am when I was about to masturbate, but decided not to because I didn't want to put in the effort. FML
MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
exhausted without relief
🌶️ Spicy
Bang one out
Today, I’ve been so stressed out lately about my health and mounting bills that my insomnia has returned with vengeance. I thought I’d masturbate to help get some relief, but turns out I’m too tired to even do the deed. Too exhausted to release, but my brain still won’t let me sleep. FML
MrAries
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
Top comments
spitfire35 3
At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.
itouchguy360 3
maybe you were just tired?
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Comments (66)
itouchguy360 3
maybe you were just tired?
GiddyXD 0
ikr?
tribridags 0
maybe OP should just have sex and not ********** at 1am like little 12 year old boys.
flipflipflipidel 0
wait, so your bad at giving handjobs?!?
spitfire35 3
At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.
eehizle 0
lmao
GanjAxZermA 0
wow that's bad..
dangletsbang21 0
hahaha wow, you made me laugh. hopefully you don't have a girlfriend or that would suck tremendously for her. hahah
azurablade 0
i moderated this.
ona16 22
congratz?
ChuckDangerz 0
sit on your hand next time till it goes numb then give yourself " the stranger "
cozzybear 0
bin there dusnt work
BeeintheWood 0
I don't get how you are bad. it's so simple.
fuckinglifehard 0
maybe you should try a prostitute.
Ripunzel 0
lmao... that's a harsh FML
caticaticati 3
Me and my boyfriend both do that a lot... you're just tired, yo.
monkeybanana 7
haha yo haha